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LANGLEY, VA—The Central Intelligence Agency has already seen results of its new intersectional hiring campaign. The Agency’s recent recruits have announced they’ve broken up an ISIS plot to refer to people by incorrect pronouns.

“That’s literal violence,” explained CIA Agent MaKenna Wallace, a recent Gen Z hire with a degree in women’s studies. “I’m shaking right now just thinking of it.”

The CIA jumped into action, though, and got those ISIS members kicked off Twitter. “They’re not going to hurt anyone now,” MaKenna added. “I mean, they could be on Parler, but I’m not going to get an account there to check that out. Ew.”

The incorrect pronoun plot got the agency really worked up, and they’ve temporarily shut down to give everyone there a chance to rebalance, which is why they have yet to look into all those bombs that just went off in Europe. They may have to leave that to others, though, as they’ve reportedly obtained intel that terrorists are plotting to obtain deadnames, which MaKenna described as “as bad as a dirty bomb times a million.”


I have a few dead names to unleash:

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi... kaBOOM!
Fadhil Ahmad al-Hayali... kaBOOM!
Omar al-Shishani... kaBOOM!
Abd al-Rahman Mustafa al-Qaduli... bang! BANG!
Fathi ben Awn ben Jildi Murad al-Tunisi... bang! BANG!




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I had to look this up. Our society is crumbling. Roll Eyes


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Yup. Didn’t know deadnaming. Fuck.
 
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I just looked it up too. What a crock of shit. I’ll deadname the fuck out of any body. I refuse to enable their bull shit narrative. Won’t call a man she either! Screw ‘em!
 
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I just looked it up too. What a crock of shit. I’ll deadname the fuck out of any body. I refuse to enable their bull shit narrative. Won’t call a man she either! Screw ‘em!

You're a very bad man. To the reeducation camp with you.

Just wait till you get to Room 101.



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^^^^^Ha Ha Ha. Looking forward to it!
 
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^^^^^Ha Ha Ha. Looking forward to it!


You say that now, but once you experience it.....well here is a preview of room 101:



If this doesn't work, they have Harris cackling on a loop............... Eek
 
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I had to look this up. Our society is crumbling. Roll Eyes
I had to look it up, too. Don't know any trans so haven't had the opportunity, but probably would do it.

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