April 25, 2017, 01:07 PM
stickman428Caption this
Caption this
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The price of liberty and even of common humanity is eternal vigilance
April 25, 2017, 01:17 PM
tatortoddThe customer ain't always right or bright
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. April 25, 2017, 01:21 PM
SIGnifiedSnowflake seeks safespace as fuel hates on driver.
"Pacifism is a shifty doctrine under which a man accepts the benefits of the social group without being willing to pay - and claims a halo for his dishonesty." ~Robert A. Heinlein April 25, 2017, 01:22 PM
BigboreshooterThe no-gas bag.
When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21
"Every nation in every region now has a decision to make.
Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush
April 25, 2017, 01:24 PM
45 CalHe probably thinks its is an extra filtration device.
April 25, 2017, 01:28 PM
stickman428Are you sure that's a "he"?

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The price of liberty and even of common humanity is eternal vigilance
April 25, 2017, 01:31 PM
AquabirdI prefer yellow
NRA Life Endowment member
Tri-State Gun collectors Life Member
April 25, 2017, 02:02 PM
phydough"Maybe I have to pay first?"
April 25, 2017, 02:06 PM
TheFrontRange"Jumpin' Jack Flash,
You're an a$$, a$$, a$$!"
"The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli." - George Costanza
April 25, 2017, 02:06 PM
snorisLisa sometimes took her obsession with safe sex a little too far.
April 25, 2017, 02:14 PM
OKCGeneGas To Go.
April 25, 2017, 02:44 PM
71 TRUCKSad, very very sad.
The Second Amendment to the United States Constitution.
A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.
As ratified by the States and authenticated by Thomas Jefferson, Secretary of State
NRA Life Member April 25, 2017, 02:46 PM
bigwagonNo means no.
April 25, 2017, 02:58 PM
zoom6zoomWrap that rascal.
I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. April 25, 2017, 03:17 PM
ontmarkDisease free gas pumps with sterile covers changed with each use.
Beware the man who only has one gun. He probably knows how to use it! - John Steinbeck
April 25, 2017, 03:27 PM
fiasconvaI just can't figure out why I keep running out of gas.
"Even if the world were perfect it wouldn't be." ... Yogi Berra April 25, 2017, 03:59 PM
LS1 GTOquote:
Originally posted by zoom6zoom:
Wrap that rascal.
At least her car won't get pregnant.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers
The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...
April 25, 2017, 04:10 PM
heathtx"But, I was like, why didn't the, like, gas thing, like, work?"
April 25, 2017, 04:13 PM
trapper189It was a dark and stormy night. Unfortunately, the gas pump wasn't the only thing out of order. That's when it hit me like an Encyclopedia Britannica, close them all down.
April 25, 2017, 04:13 PM
RightwirePublik edukashun: FAIL
Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys
343 - Never Forget
Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat
There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive.