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April 25, 2017, 01:07 PM
stickman428
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The price of liberty and even of common humanity is eternal vigilance
April 25, 2017, 01:17 PM
tatortodd
The customer ain't always right or bright


Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

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April 25, 2017, 01:21 PM
SIGnified
Snowflake seeks safespace as fuel hates on driver.




"Pacifism is a shifty doctrine under which a man accepts the benefits of the social group without being willing to pay - and claims a halo for his dishonesty." ~Robert A. Heinlein
April 25, 2017, 01:22 PM
Bigboreshooter
The no-gas bag.


When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21


"Every nation in every region now has a decision to make.
Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush

April 25, 2017, 01:24 PM
45 Cal
He probably thinks its is an extra filtration device.
April 25, 2017, 01:28 PM
stickman428
Are you sure that's a "he"? Confused Big Grin


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The price of liberty and even of common humanity is eternal vigilance
April 25, 2017, 01:31 PM
Aquabird
I prefer yellow


NRA Life Endowment member
Tri-State Gun collectors Life Member
April 25, 2017, 02:02 PM
phydough
"Maybe I have to pay first?"
April 25, 2017, 02:06 PM
TheFrontRange
"Jumpin' Jack Flash,
You're an a$$, a$$, a$$!"


"The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli." - George Costanza
April 25, 2017, 02:06 PM
snoris
Lisa sometimes took her obsession with safe sex a little too far.
April 25, 2017, 02:14 PM
OKCGene
Gas To Go.
April 25, 2017, 02:44 PM
71 TRUCK
Sad, very very sad.



The Second Amendment to the United States Constitution.

A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.

As ratified by the States and authenticated by Thomas Jefferson, Secretary of State


NRA Life Member
April 25, 2017, 02:46 PM
bigwagon
No means no.
April 25, 2017, 02:58 PM
zoom6zoom
Wrap that rascal.



I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.
April 25, 2017, 03:17 PM
ontmark
Disease free gas pumps with sterile covers changed with each use.


Beware the man who only has one gun. He probably knows how to use it! - John Steinbeck
April 25, 2017, 03:27 PM
fiasconva
I just can't figure out why I keep running out of gas.


"Even if the world were perfect it wouldn't be." ... Yogi Berra
April 25, 2017, 03:59 PM
LS1 GTO
quote:
Originally posted by zoom6zoom:
Wrap that rascal.


At least her car won't get pregnant.





Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.



"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...



April 25, 2017, 04:10 PM
heathtx
"But, I was like, why didn't the, like, gas thing, like, work?"
April 25, 2017, 04:13 PM
trapper189
It was a dark and stormy night. Unfortunately, the gas pump wasn't the only thing out of order. That's when it hit me like an Encyclopedia Britannica, close them all down.
April 25, 2017, 04:13 PM
Rightwire
Publik edukashun: FAIL



Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys

343 - Never Forget

Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat

There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive.