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Caption this   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The price of liberty and even of common humanity is eternal vigilance | ||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
The customer ain't always right or bright Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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Fire begets Fire |
Snowflake seeks safespace as fuel hates on driver. "Pacifism is a shifty doctrine under which a man accepts the benefits of the social group without being willing to pay - and claims a halo for his dishonesty." ~Robert A. Heinlein | |||
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Rule #1: Use enough gun |
The no-gas bag. When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21 "Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush | |||
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| Avoiding slam fires  |
He probably thinks its is an extra filtration device. | |||
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Are you sure that's a "he"?  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The price of liberty and even of common humanity is eternal vigilance | |||
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I prefer yellow NRA Life Endowment member Tri-State Gun collectors Life Member | |||
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"Maybe I have to pay first?" | |||
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| Each post crafted from rich Corinthian leather  |
"Jumpin' Jack Flash, You're an a$$, a$$, a$$!" "The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli." - George Costanza | |||
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| Do---or do not. There is no try. |
Lisa sometimes took her obsession with safe sex a little too far. | |||
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| Dances With Tornados |
Gas To Go. | |||
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Sad, very very sad. The Second Amendment to the United States Constitution. A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. As ratified by the States and authenticated by Thomas Jefferson, Secretary of State NRA Life Member | |||
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No means no. | |||
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Delusions of Adequacy |
Wrap that rascal. I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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Yokel |
Disease free gas pumps with sterile covers changed with each use. Beware the man who only has one gun. He probably knows how to use it! - John Steinbeck | |||
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The 2nd guarantees the 1st |
I just can't figure out why I keep running out of gas. "Even if the world were perfect it wouldn't be." ... Yogi Berra | |||
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The Unmanned Writer |
At least her car won't get pregnant. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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| Get busy living or get busy dying!  |
"But, I was like, why didn't the, like, gas thing, like, work?" | |||
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| Savor the limelight |
It was a dark and stormy night. Unfortunately, the gas pump wasn't the only thing out of order. That's when it hit me like an Encyclopedia Britannica, close them all down. | |||
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| Coin Sniper |
Publik edukashun: FAIL Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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