A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:



'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.



Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.



After months of careful research, MALE &FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.


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MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.


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FEMALE PROCEDURE:
What is really funny is that most of this part is the Truth.!!!!


1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3.. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine..
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake..

And you couldn't put this joke in the gripe thread regarding ATMs because...?

quote:

Originally posted by JALLEN:

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

At least she can apparently drive a manual.

quote:

Originally posted by Orguss:
And you couldn't put this joke in the gripe thread regarding ATMs because...?

It was so I could read it and laugh.

Thanks, Jallen.

That's funny. Thanks for posting.

This is the reason I go inside the bank. It is faster.

That is funny. Thanks

Vic

quote:

Originally posted by Orguss:
And you couldn't put this joke in the gripe thread regarding ATMs because...?

CLICK BAIT! CLICK BAIT! I'M TELLING!

And you forgot to mention that the keypad is in Braille

Lol ! Funny

quote:

Originally posted by Balzé Halzé:

quote:

Originally posted by JALLEN:

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

At least she can apparently drive a manual.

Nope, she stalled a slushbox.