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| Edge seeking Sharp blade! |
Pull on the mask of the old Lone Ranger? Childs play! | |||
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| Eating elephants one bite at a time  |
My mind went this direction based on "catch a tiger by the tail..."  Maybe this was the prequel.  | |||
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| Ammoholic |
Not wanting to commit suicide with a car or a gun, Fred decided to get creative. | |||
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| Good..Bad.. I'm the guy with the gun.  |
You don't tug on Superman's cape! Don't count me out till you see the box go in the hole! | |||
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| Who Woulda Ever Thought? |
The first step to sandpapering a lion's ass is to catch the lion. | |||
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"In the latest news, a member of the local Rainbow Coalition suffers massage injuries after propositioning the leader of a local Pride of lions." | |||
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| Too soon old, Too late smart |
Hey Buck, got a great idea for your next song _______________________________________ NRA Life Member Member Isaac Walton League I wouldn't let anyone do to me what I've done to myself | |||
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I Deal In Lead |
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A Grateful American |
"Shortly after, Claude realized the room to swing the cat, was not his biggest concern." "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
 Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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Lion battery can lead to explosion. Set the controls for the heart of the Sun. | |||
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"Member" |
"Coppola never did get that sub plot worked out." (Deleted scene from the movie The Conversation) | |||
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or spit into the wind.... My Native American Name: "Runs with Scissors" | |||
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And that's how the Czech ended up in the male. _____________________________________________ I may be a bad person, but at least I use my turn signal. | |||
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| I'm why SigForum can't have nice things  |
Just relax...a snip, snip here and a snip, snip there and we're all done. | |||
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| Master of one hand pistol shooting  |
"Pull my tail", I said. Pbtht. SIGnature NRA Benefactor CMP Pistol Distinguished | |||
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I actually think it was Chuck Norris’ father! | |||
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The Unmanned Writer |
You obviously failed elementary school biology; I’m a lion, not a tiger. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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