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July 02, 2022, 09:27 AM
egregore
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"The Almighty, He put some livin' things on this earth so a man can eat." - Festus Haggen, Gunsmoke
July 02, 2022, 09:28 AM
pbslinger
Pull on the mask of the old Lone Ranger? Childs play!
July 02, 2022, 09:40 AM
ffips
My mind went this direction based on "catch a tiger by the tail..."


Maybe this was the prequel. Smile
July 02, 2022, 09:52 AM
slosig
Not wanting to commit suicide with a car or a gun, Fred decided to get creative.
July 02, 2022, 10:15 AM
egregore





"The Almighty, He put some livin' things on this earth so a man can eat." - Festus Haggen, Gunsmoke
July 02, 2022, 10:32 AM
SIGMYSTER
You don't tug on Superman's cape!


Don't count me out till you see the box go in the hole!


July 02, 2022, 10:37 AM
Texas Bob C.
The first step to sandpapering a lion's ass is to catch the lion.
July 02, 2022, 10:38 AM
Southern Rebel
"In the latest news, a member of the local Rainbow Coalition suffers massage injuries after propositioning the leader of a local Pride of lions."
July 02, 2022, 10:46 AM
RogB
Hey Buck, got a great idea for your next song


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I wouldn't let anyone do to me what I've done to myself
July 02, 2022, 11:17 AM
Flash-LB

July 02, 2022, 11:20 AM
sigmonkey
"Shortly after, Claude realized the room to swing the cat, was not his biggest concern."



"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד
July 02, 2022, 12:04 PM
tatortodd



Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

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July 02, 2022, 12:31 PM
Ripley
Lion battery can lead to explosion.



Set the controls for the heart of the Sun.
July 02, 2022, 01:14 PM
cas
"Coppola never did get that sub plot worked out."
(Deleted scene from the movie The Conversation)
July 02, 2022, 01:28 PM
Blume9mm
quote:
Originally posted by SIGMYSTER:
You don't tug on Superman's cape!


or spit into the wind....


My Native American Name:
"Runs with Scissors"
July 02, 2022, 01:33 PM
Tuckerrnr1
And that's how the Czech ended up in the male.


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I may be a bad person, but at least I use my turn signal.
July 02, 2022, 01:42 PM
Thayer
Just relax...a snip, snip here and a snip, snip there and we're all done.
July 02, 2022, 01:47 PM
Hamden106
"Pull my tail", I said. Pbtht.


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July 02, 2022, 02:04 PM
ch23701
quote:
Originally posted by egregore:


I actually think it was Chuck Norris’ father!
July 02, 2022, 03:09 PM
LS1 GTO
You obviously failed elementary school biology; I’m a lion, not a tiger.





Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.



"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...