Caption this

July 02, 2022, 09:27 AM

egregore

Caption this

July 02, 2022, 09:28 AM

pbslinger

Pull on the mask of the old Lone Ranger? Childs play!

July 02, 2022, 09:40 AM

ffips

My mind went this direction based on "catch a tiger by the tail..."

Maybe this was the prequel.

July 02, 2022, 09:52 AM

slosig

Not wanting to commit suicide with a car or a gun, Fred decided to get creative.

July 02, 2022, 10:32 AM

SIGMYSTER

You don't tug on Superman's cape!

Don't count me out till you see the box go in the hole!

July 02, 2022, 10:37 AM

Texas Bob C.

The first step to sandpapering a lion's ass is to catch the lion.

July 02, 2022, 10:38 AM

Southern Rebel

"In the latest news, a member of the local Rainbow Coalition suffers massage injuries after propositioning the leader of a local Pride of lions."

July 02, 2022, 10:46 AM

RogB

Hey Buck, got a great idea for your next song

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I wouldn't let anyone do to me what I've done to myself

July 02, 2022, 11:20 AM

sigmonkey

"Shortly after, Claude realized the room to swing the cat, was not his biggest concern."

_{"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!}

Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer.

July 02, 2022, 12:31 PM

Ripley

Lion battery can lead to explosion.

Set the controls for the heart of the Sun.

July 02, 2022, 01:14 PM

cas

"Coppola never did get that sub plot worked out."
(Deleted scene from the movie The Conversation)

July 02, 2022, 01:28 PM

Blume9mm

quote:
Originally posted by SIGMYSTER:
You don't tug on Superman's cape!

or spit into the wind....

My Native American Name:
"Runs with Scissors"

July 02, 2022, 01:33 PM

Tuckerrnr1

And that's how the Czech ended up in the male.

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I may be a bad person, but at least I use my turn signal.

July 02, 2022, 01:42 PM

Thayer

Just relax...a snip, snip here and a snip, snip there and we're all done.

July 02, 2022, 01:47 PM

Hamden106

"Pull my tail", I said. Pbtht.

SIGnature
NRA Benefactor CMP Pistol Distinguished

July 02, 2022, 02:04 PM

ch23701

quote:
Originally posted by egregore:

I actually think it was Chuck Norris’ father!

July 02, 2022, 03:09 PM

LS1 GTO

You obviously failed elementary school biology; I’m a lion, not a tiger.

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...