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IT Folks: Seen in a bathroom today

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April 28, 2017, 10:43 AM
rduckwor
IT Folks: Seen in a bathroom today


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April 28, 2017, 01:50 PM
flashguy
I've always liked:

"Our aim is to keep this place clean--your aim will help"

"We aim to please; you aim, too, please!"

flashguy



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April 28, 2017, 02:01 PM
YooperSigs
We don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in our pool!


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April 28, 2017, 03:18 PM
zoom6zoom
Was expecting Hillary server thread!



I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.
April 28, 2017, 03:22 PM
slosig
Different venue, but seen on the wall in an airport bathroom:

Pilots with short stack or low manifold pressure
Please taxi up close and hold short.
April 28, 2017, 03:44 PM
PHPaul




Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
April 28, 2017, 03:46 PM
2000Z-71
quote:
Originally posted by PHPaul:

Ladies, it's just like driving, if you don't look before backing up, you deserve to get hit.



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April 28, 2017, 08:25 PM
mkueffer
Way too funny. I may have to post the IT one at our office.



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April 28, 2017, 09:21 PM
cparktd
Small shop, about 12 employees. Piss on the floor quite often under the urinal in the employee restroom, enough to keep the floor nasty and stinky. The admin assistant, after complaints from the janitor, asked me to put some kind of sign up drawing attention to the issue.

Here is what I posted.

Gentlemen, please stand close... it's shorter than you think!

EVERYONE in the place thought it amusing, and that it got the point across... EXCEPT the boss! OOPS.
Guess we found out who was pissing on the floor LOL!

Anyway, it worked!
I just had to avoid him for a couple weeks. Big Grin


Endeavor to persevere.
April 28, 2017, 09:25 PM
Floyd D. Barber
quote:
Originally posted by 2000Z-71:
quote:
Originally posted by PHPaul:

Ladies, it's just like driving, if you don't look before backing up, you deserve to get hit.



Is there a man in the world who has attempted to sit on a toilet without looking more than once?


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