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| Knows too little about too much  |
 RMD TL Davis: “The Second Amendment is special, not because it protects guns, but because its violation signals a government with the intention to oppress its people…” Remember: After the first one, the rest are free. | ||
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| Muzzle flash aficionado  |
I've always liked: "Our aim is to keep this place clean--your aim will help" "We aim to please; you aim, too, please!" flashguy Texan by choice, not accident of birth | |||
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We don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in our pool! End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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Delusions of Adequacy |
Was expecting Hillary server thread! I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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| Ammoholic |
Different venue, but seen on the wall in an airport bathroom: Pilots with short stack or low manifold pressure Please taxi up close and hold short. | |||
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| Three Generations of Service  |
 Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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| Jack of All Trades, Master of Nothing  |
Ladies, it's just like driving, if you don't look before backing up, you deserve to get hit. My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball. | |||
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Network Janitor |
Way too funny. I may have to post the IT one at our office. A few Sigs and some others | |||
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Member |
Small shop, about 12 employees. Piss on the floor quite often under the urinal in the employee restroom, enough to keep the floor nasty and stinky. The admin assistant, after complaints from the janitor, asked me to put some kind of sign up drawing attention to the issue. Here is what I posted. Gentlemen, please stand close... it's shorter than you think! EVERYONE in the place thought it amusing, and that it got the point across... EXCEPT the boss! OOPS. Guess we found out who was pissing on the floor LOL! Anyway, it worked! I just had to avoid him for a couple weeks.  Collecting dust. | |||
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Unhyphenated American |
Is there a man in the world who has attempted to sit on a toilet without looking more than once? __________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver NRA Life Member | |||
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