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I just won $8,000,000 from Mega Millions!
June 02, 2022, 05:35 PM
AnushI just won $8,000,000 from Mega Millions!
I just listened to a phone message saying "I won $8,000,00 from Mega Millions lottery. The money has already been deposited in a BOA account in Nashville." "The US Constitution requires that .095% ($7600) must be paid before can receive the $8,000,000"
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June 02, 2022, 05:38 PM
SIGnified1:1,000,000,000,000 !!!
"Pacifism is a shifty doctrine under which a man accepts the benefits of the social group without being willing to pay - and claims a halo for his dishonesty." ~Robert A. Heinlein June 02, 2022, 05:40 PM
shovelheadSo between paying the 7600 bucks to the government and BOA’s fees you should see about seventy two dollars and sixteen cents….
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June 02, 2022, 05:42 PM
OKCGeneGreat Karma, I'm in!!!
Thanks in advance for your generosity.
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June 02, 2022, 05:46 PM
220-9erKarma you say? More like free Sigs for all his friends here.
I didn't know there was a Mega Millions when they wrote the Constitution.
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June 02, 2022, 05:48 PM
0-0How thoughtful of your Founding Fathers. Impressive visionaries.
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June 02, 2022, 05:49 PM
12131Damn Nigerian Prince, so well versed in the US Constitution.
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June 02, 2022, 07:54 PM
honestlouAsk them if you send them a check for $8000 if they can send you $400 change in cash.
June 02, 2022, 08:33 PM
coloradohunter44Can you make the payment via PayPal?
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looking forward to 4 years of TRUMP!
June 02, 2022, 09:16 PM
BassamaticI'm gonna go out on a limb here and say better not do it.
.....never marry a woman who is mean to your waitress. June 02, 2022, 10:11 PM
Blue DogSounds good
June 02, 2022, 10:33 PM
Orgussquote:
Originally posted by honestlou:
Ask them if you send them a check for $8000 if they can send you $400 change in cash.
Ask for large bills only.
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DennisMTell them you're all in, but you'll need them to Western Union some funds to pay for the Uber ride to the bank, wire fees, etc. About $750 would do the trick... they can take it out of the winnings.
June 03, 2022, 11:00 AM
sigspecopsDo you not even have to spend $2 for a ticket anymore? They just randomly pick winners and somehow they know you're name and phone number? Awesome, I was getting tired of wasting my money each week.
No one's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session.- Mark Twain
June 03, 2022, 01:50 PM
slabsides45
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"You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving."
-Dr. Adrian Rogers
June 04, 2022, 04:49 AM
Prefontainequote:
Originally posted by slabsides45:
LMMFAO.
What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone