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I just listened to a phone message saying "I won $8,000,00 from Mega Millions lottery. The money has already been deposited in a BOA account in Nashville." "The US Constitution requires that .095% ($7600) must be paid before can receive the $8,000,000" __________________________________________________ If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit! Sigs Owned - A Bunch | ||
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Fire begets Fire |
1:1,000,000,000,000 !!! "Pacifism is a shifty doctrine under which a man accepts the benefits of the social group without being willing to pay - and claims a halo for his dishonesty." ~Robert A. Heinlein | |||
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| Page late and a dollar short |
So between paying the 7600 bucks to the government and BOA’s fees you should see about seventy two dollars and sixteen cents…. -------------------------------------—————— ————————--Ignorance is a powerful tool if applied at the right time, even, usually, surpassing knowledge(E.J.Potter, A.K.A. The Michigan Madman) | |||
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| Dances With Tornados |
Great Karma, I'm in!!! Thanks in advance for your generosity. . | |||
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| Just because you can, doesn't mean you should |
Karma you say? More like free Sigs for all his friends here. I didn't know there was a Mega Millions when they wrote the Constitution. ___________________________ Avoid buying ChiCom/CCP products whenever possible. | |||
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| Live long and prosper  |
How thoughtful of your Founding Fathers. Impressive visionaries. 0-0 "OP is a troll" - Flashlightboy, 12/18/20 | |||
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Oriental Redneck |
Damn Nigerian Prince, so well versed in the US Constitution. Q | |||
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| Smarter than the average bear |
Ask them if you send them a check for $8000 if they can send you $400 change in cash. | |||
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| Rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated  |
Can you make the payment via PayPal? "Someday I hope to be half the man my bird-dog thinks I am." looking forward to 4 years of TRUMP! | |||
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Happily Retired |
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say better not do it.  .....never marry a woman who is mean to your waitress. | |||
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Sounds good | |||
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| Purveyor of Fine Avatars  |
Ask for large bills only. "I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" | |||
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Objectively Reasonable |
Tell them you're all in, but you'll need them to Western Union some funds to pay for the Uber ride to the bank, wire fees, etc. About $750 would do the trick... they can take it out of the winnings. | |||
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Do you not even have to spend $2 for a ticket anymore? They just randomly pick winners and somehow they know you're name and phone number? Awesome, I was getting tired of wasting my money each week. No one's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session.- Mark Twain | |||
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Equal Opportunity Mocker |
 ________________________________________________ "You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving." -Dr. Adrian Rogers | |||
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Member |
LMMFAO. What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone | |||
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