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The ones that are actually very scary are the ones with "Andre" dating "Meegan". Those skits are SPOT ON and it's what I envision the majority of women are like today. No kidding...scares the crap outta me to think about dating someone just because of that!   "If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne "Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 | |||
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Oh yea! Any man that has been married for more than five minutes loves “I called her bitch.” Right up there with substitute teacher. Honorable mention goes to “Slave Auction.” “I will not have bigoted slaves in my auction. This auction is over.” Oh, and don’t forget “Homophobe in the workplace.” I’m not persecuted. I’m just an asshole. Demand not that events should happen as you wish; but wish them to happen as they do happen, and you will go on well. -Epictetus | |||
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I had a buddy in college whose girlfriend (now wife ) had some traits like that if we were out drinking. She would get mad at him and storm off down the street with him trying to get her to come back. I sent that video to him one day and ever since whenever I get the chance tell him "just throw it in the fuck-ang river" etc. I laughed way too hard."Pickin' stones and pullin' teats is a hard way to make a living. But, sure as God's got sandals, it beats fightin' dudes with treasure trails." "We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed, and we've been quite possibly, bamboozled." | |||
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‘Das Negroes’ is my favorite. | |||
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| The Unknown Stuntman  |
Cat calling in the olden days is fantastic. | |||
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| bigger government = smaller citizen  |
Is that the "Awesome Hitler story" one? “The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it.”—H.L. Mencken | |||
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My favorites. Thanks for posting. Makes my day. | |||
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Don't think so. See 'Das Negroes' here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1bLXk6UVts | |||
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| bigger government = smaller citizen |
Oh right! I was thinking of this one. “The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it.”—H.L. Mencken | |||
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Until this very day, I had no idea this existed. I spend way too much time on YouTube to have never seen these! So whats a fella do? Well see what other videos are out there during lunch of course and I cannot get past this one. I mean for *fart* sake! its pure comedic genius Link to original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i54TF13kBZk Oh, and I dunno whats up with YouTube algorithm but I must say that based on my prior history and watching Key & Peele - the next suggested video for me was... wait for it Link to original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh9amMeiRYQ and yes - I spent the remainder of my lunch watching it... | |||
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I said, "Biiiiiiiiiiiiitch." Substitute teacher is still my fave too. Some of my students love to quote it, usually a "you wanna go to war Bah-la-kay!?" ---------------------------- Chuck Norris put the laughter in "manslaughter" Educating the youth of America, one declension at a time. | |||
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| bigger government = smaller citizen |
We have an A-a-ron at work. “The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it.”—H.L. Mencken | |||
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| Peace through superior firepower  |
Tackle and Grapple! | |||
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delicately calloused |
Ummmmm, are you talkin' to me? 'Cause, I'm the green falcon..... You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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Happily Retired |
Well, I'm the only one on the planet who has never heard of them before. Damn. Those guys are hilarious. That link said their final episode was in 2015? .....never marry a woman who is mean to your waitress. | |||
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| I Am The Walrus |
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| Live Slow, Die Whenever  |
"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them." - John Wayne in "The Shootist" | |||
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This is my fav.... "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them." - John Wayne in "The Shootist" | |||
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| Eye on the Silver Lining |
Turbulence was a favorite of mine. __________________________ "Trust, but verify." | |||
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