Key & Peele -That One Friend Who Makes Everything Awkward
The ones that are actually very scary are the ones with "Andre" dating "Meegan". Those skits are SPOT ON and it's what I envision the majority of women are like today. No kidding...scares the crap outta me to think about dating someone just because of that!
"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne "Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24
October 30, 2019, 04:00 PM
sigcrazy7
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Originally posted by P250UA5:
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Originally posted by BennerP220: Those are all great. Substitute teacher is my favorite but 'Flicker' and 'Bitch' take second and third.
forgot about 'Bitch'
Oh yea! Any man that has been married for more than five minutes loves “I called her bitch.” Right up there with substitute teacher.
Honorable mention goes to “Slave Auction.” “I will not have bigoted slaves in my auction. This auction is over.”
Oh, and don’t forget “Homophobe in the workplace.” I’m not persecuted. I’m just an asshole.
Demand not that events should happen as you wish; but wish them to happen as they do happen, and you will go on well. -Epictetus
October 30, 2019, 04:33 PM
Andyb
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Originally posted by erj_pilot: The ones that are actually very scary are the ones with "Andre" dating "Meegan". Those skits are SPOT ON and it's what I envision the majority of women are like today. No kidding...scares the crap outta me to think about dating someone just because of that!
I had a buddy in college whose girlfriend (now wife ) had some traits like that if we were out drinking. She would get mad at him and storm off down the street with him trying to get her to come back. I sent that video to him one day and ever since whenever I get the chance tell him "just throw it in the fuck-ang river" etc. I laughed way too hard.
"Pickin' stones and pullin' teats is a hard way to make a living. But, sure as God's got sandals, it beats fightin' dudes with treasure trails."
"We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed, and we've been quite possibly, bamboozled."
October 30, 2019, 05:18 PM
Tejas421
‘Das Negroes’ is my favorite.
October 30, 2019, 10:18 PM
bionic218
Cat calling in the olden days is fantastic.
October 31, 2019, 07:10 AM
Veeper
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Originally posted by Tejas421: ‘Das Negroes’ is my favorite.
Is that the "Awesome Hitler story" one?
“The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it.”—H.L. Mencken
October 31, 2019, 11:29 AM
ZSMICHAEL
My favorites. Thanks for posting. Makes my day.
October 31, 2019, 11:37 AM
Tejas421
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Originally posted by Veeper:
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Originally posted by Tejas421: ‘Das Negroes’ is my favorite.
“The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it.”—H.L. Mencken
October 31, 2019, 01:58 PM
tiwimon
Until this very day, I had no idea this existed. I spend way too much time on YouTube to have never seen these!
So whats a fella do? Well see what other videos are out there during lunch of course and I cannot get past this one. I mean for *fart* sake! its pure comedic genius
Oh, and I dunno whats up with YouTube algorithm but I must say that based on my prior history and watching Key & Peele - the next suggested video for me was... wait for it
and yes - I spent the remainder of my lunch watching it...
October 31, 2019, 05:32 PM
Oat_Action_Man
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Originally posted by P250UA5:
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Originally posted by BennerP220: Those are all great. Substitute teacher is my favorite but 'Flicker' and 'Bitch' take second and third.
forgot about 'Bitch'
I said, "Biiiiiiiiiiiiitch."
Substitute teacher is still my fave too. Some of my students love to quote it, usually a "you wanna go to war Bah-la-kay!?"
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Chuck Norris put the laughter in "manslaughter"
Educating the youth of America, one declension at a time.
October 31, 2019, 09:06 PM
Veeper
We have an A-a-ron at work.
“The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it.”—H.L. Mencken
December 20, 2019, 09:32 PM
parabellum
Tackle and Grapple!
December 20, 2019, 10:25 PM
darthfuster
Ummmmm, are you talkin' to me? 'Cause, I'm the green falcon.....
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
December 21, 2019, 05:47 AM
Bassamatic
Well, I'm the only one on the planet who has never heard of them before. Damn.
Those guys are hilarious. That link said their final episode was in 2015?
.....never marry a woman who is mean to your waitress.
April 25, 2020, 10:43 PM
parabellum
April 25, 2020, 10:54 PM
Edmond
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April 25, 2020, 11:39 PM
medic451
"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them." - John Wayne in "The Shootist"
April 25, 2020, 11:51 PM
medic451
This is my fav....
"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them." - John Wayne in "The Shootist"
