Handcuffed suspect steals Colorado State Trooper's vehicle and it's "Good night, Irene"
The video description says the suspect "succumbed" to his injuries. Yeah, he succumbed all to Hell. He succumbed, and then some.
So, we say farewell to the productive life of Anthony Alphonso Sanchez III. We are diminished.
Nah, not really. He was an oxygen thief...
June 28, 2023, 09:57 PM
bubbatime
His screams brought me a little bit of comfort.
Good riddance.
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June 28, 2023, 09:57 PM
jeffxjet
hoo wee, that was quite the finish.
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June 28, 2023, 10:36 PM
cgode
Well, stupid should hurt…..I’d say he was successful
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June 28, 2023, 10:48 PM
tatortodd
I bet hitting that trailer at high speed hurt.
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June 28, 2023, 10:55 PM
Rightwire
Now that was a lot of bad decisions right there.
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June 28, 2023, 10:55 PM
ARman
Fuck him!
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June 28, 2023, 11:28 PM
x0225095
That was the best thing I’ve watched in awhile.
Farewell Tony.
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June 28, 2023, 11:51 PM
radioman
interesting that they dragged him out of the car. Anyone know (or care to guess) if it's because there was a threat of fire, or because he was a fleeing suspect??
I'm going with threat of fire, but I have no idea.
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June 29, 2023, 12:29 AM
Chowser
Fuck that guy!
Also fuck my coworker who constantly leaves the divider open. I finally kicked him out of my car.
Not minority enough!
June 29, 2023, 03:41 AM
Bisleyblackhawk
‘Toora-Loo-Rye-Aye Irene’ …this comes to my old assed mind in the early hours of another sleepless night
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June 29, 2023, 04:56 AM
gearhounds
A shame they had to lose a nice cruiser for that pos; oh well, adios dirtbag.
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June 29, 2023, 05:20 AM
Bytes
Well, some of us can live and learn. Going to be hard for that idiot to do the same.
June 29, 2023, 05:51 AM
ulsterman
Every decision you make has consequences. His decisions sucked and he deserved the consequences.
June 29, 2023, 06:07 AM
jcsabolt2
Anyone else just feel sorry for the trucker and the destruction of his trailer/load?
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June 29, 2023, 06:15 AM
MikeGLI
(Engine Revs, squad car hauls ass away)
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June 29, 2023, 06:33 AM
Blume9mm
Not that it mattered but why put him in the back of a police car with a number of items on the back seat? That was the first odd thing I saw... second... why the hell did he stay on that main road... I would have turned off in the first minute before the LEO's could catch up ...
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June 29, 2023, 06:43 AM
Sig2340
Successful scum successfully scrams scene; still succumbs.
Copy and headline writers need to have fun too, especially on bad days, when they drop stuff all day. You know, so they were all succumbs.
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June 29, 2023, 06:54 AM
Jupiter
You are looking at it all wrong. This guy was like Pete Rose. He never quit. Isn't that a trait we all admire?
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June 29, 2023, 08:30 AM
architect
I remember when I was young, skinny, and limber enough to work my bound hands under my skinny butt from behind my back to the front, thank goodness I wasn't (quite so) hard-headed back in those days. That was a long time ago, and I no longer suffer from such youthful abilities.
Do LEOs usually keep their handcuff key on the same ring as their car keys? Cars were moving over for him so I guess he had the lights on, too bad the semi didn't get the memo, but he was moving fast enough to knock the trailer off the road. Imagine the carnage had he hit a lighter vehicle.
As more and more cars move to keyless ignition, will duty cars be so equipped? Car won't move without a key in the cabin (stalls when you put it in gear), but having the key in your pocket is fine. Might make sense for all but a few situations (cars with more drivers than keys, but you could still check them out, or all cars the officer is authroized to drive are keyed alike). Leaving the keys in the car seems an invitation to a situation like this.
I suppose we are nearing the day where LEOs are implanted with RFID chips that will mediate access to their various tools, and serve as positive ID of authority. On the way to RoboCop, you know.