Okay, I lie, this is a blonde joke.

Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 p.m. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 p.m. news was coming on.

The news crew was covering the story of a man preparing to jump off the ledge of a large building. The blonde looked at Bob and said, “Do you think he’ll jump?”

Bob said, “You know, I bet he’ll jump.”

The blonde replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.”

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, “You’re on!” Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob. “Fair’s fair. Here’s your money.”

Bob replied, “I can’t take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 p.m. news, so I knew he would jump.”

The blonde replied, “I did, too, but I didn’t think he’d do it again.”

Bob took the money.

Well that could happen you know..

LOL That was good.

Sir, how dare you disparage blondes by repeating such old and overused stereotypes and cliches? It’s unfair.

Besides, they’re not jokes.

They’re ALL true stories.

Do you know why the blonde couldn't dial 911?



She couldn't find the "eleven" on the dial.



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Originally posted by tatortodd:

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Not a blonde joke.

Not a Rick Roll

Fucking Snow Mexican.

hey, I'm a blonde and I represent that remark

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Originally posted by tatortodd:

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Not a blonde joke.

Not a Rick Roll

Rectal orifice

A Blonde bought a new hot water heater on credit at Lowes and had it installed.

First bill arrives and she throws it away.

Second bill...thrown away.

Finally Lowes credit department phoned her and asked when she was going to make a payment on the hot water heater.

Blonde: "Oh no, I don't have to pay anything, the salesman told me it would pay for itself".

I guess you all know where Blonde jokes
come from?



Brunettes sitting home alone on Saturday
night having nothing else to do write them.

Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it....."

One time I was watching some beauty pageant on TV with my buddy and his sister. This was the early 1970's when you had 3 channels and would watch anything. My buddy is convinced one contestant will win, I said she wouldn't, I'd already seen the show. He bet anyway and she lost. I didn't take his money. He wasn't blonde.