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| Bookers Bourbon and a good cigar  |
Okay, I lie, this is a blonde joke. Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 p.m. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 p.m. news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man preparing to jump off the ledge of a large building. The blonde looked at Bob and said, “Do you think he’ll jump?” Bob said, “You know, I bet he’ll jump.” The blonde replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.” Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, “You’re on!” Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob. “Fair’s fair. Here’s your money.” Bob replied, “I can’t take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 p.m. news, so I knew he would jump.” The blonde replied, “I did, too, but I didn’t think he’d do it again.” Bob took the money. If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | ||
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| 7.62mm Crusader |
Well that could happen you know..  | |||
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LOL That was good. Loyalty Above All Else, Except Honor ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ | |||
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| Dances With Tornados |
Sir, how dare you disparage blondes by repeating such old and overused stereotypes and cliches? It’s unfair. Besides, they’re not jokes. They’re ALL true stories. | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
Not a Rick Roll Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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| Green grass and high tides  |
"Practice like you want to play in the game" | |||
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Do you know why the blonde couldn't dial 911? She couldn't find the "eleven" on the dial. . | |||
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Drug Dealer |
Fucking Snow Mexican. When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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hey, I'm a blonde and I represent that remark [B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC | |||
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אַרְיֵה |
Rectal orifice הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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A Blonde bought a new hot water heater on credit at Lowes and had it installed. First bill arrives and she throws it away. Second bill...thrown away. Finally Lowes credit department phoned her and asked when she was going to make a payment on the hot water heater. Blonde: "Oh no, I don't have to pay anything, the salesman told me it would pay for itself". ********* "Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them". | |||
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| Free men do not ask permission to bear arms  |
I guess you all know where Blonde jokes come from? Brunettes sitting home alone on Saturday night having nothing else to do write them. A gun in the hand is worth more than ten policemen on the phone. The American Revolution was carried out by a group of gun toting religious zealots. | |||
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I'll use the Red Key |
Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it....." Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless. | |||
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| Edge seeking Sharp blade! |
One time I was watching some beauty pageant on TV with my buddy and his sister. This was the early 1970's when you had 3 channels and would watch anything. My buddy is convinced one contestant will win, I said she wouldn't, I'd already seen the show. He bet anyway and she lost. I didn't take his money. He wasn't blonde. | |||
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Light bender eye mender ___________________________________________________________ Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. Sam Houston | |||
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