Dateline: Lincoln , Nebraska , open season declared on testicles

May 04, 2019, 01:35 PM

LINCOLN, Neb. (KWQC) – A man is facing multiple charges after police say he accidentally shot himself in the genitals.

Peter Jacobsson, 32, of Lincoln, sustained non-life-threatening injuries in the Wednesday evening incident, according to the Lincoln Journal Star.

Police were called to the 3300 block of Portia Street on a report of a victim with a gunshot wound.

They say Jacobsson gave conflicting accounts of how the shooting happened, but investigators now believe a .22-caliber gun dropped out of his pocket and fired upon hitting the ground, wounding Jacobsson in the genitals.

He is charged with suspicion of discharging a firearm in the city and possession of a deadly weapon by a prohibited person.

https://www.kwqc.com/content/n...itals-509463841.html

May 04, 2019, 01:51 PM

ZSMICHAEL

Hmmm. The thread title suggests Zombie Attack or perhaps ambitious MeToo supporters out for revenge. Was interesting though, thanks for posting.

May 04, 2019, 02:21 PM

sgalczyn

No bag limit?

May 04, 2019, 02:27 PM

newtoSig765

^^^^^
Two.

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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is.
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May 04, 2019, 02:42 PM

tgtshuter

quote:
Originally posted by sgalczyn:
No bag limit?

May 04, 2019, 03:29 PM

comet24

quote:
A man is facing multiple charges after police say he accidentally shot himself in the genitals

Talk about not being able to catch a break. Dude shots himself in the junk and is arrested for it.

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May 04, 2019, 03:30 PM

fiasconva

After what happened to him any sympathetic cop shouldn't have charged him. He should have just said, "You're free to go, IF you can."

May 04, 2019, 03:33 PM

Outnumbered

That's a pretty ballsy move!

May 04, 2019, 03:36 PM

bigdeal

quote:
Originally posted by bendable:
He is charged with suspicion of discharging a firearm in the city and possession of a deadly weapon by a prohibited person.

If only they'd pass a law that prohibited criminals from possessing guns. Then we could all be safe.

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Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter

May 04, 2019, 03:41 PM

KMitch200

That’s just nuts!

May 04, 2019, 03:46 PM

TigerDore

May 04, 2019, 03:51 PM

bigdeal

quote:
Originally posted by TigerDore:

Wouldn't "Great Balls On Fire" be more accurate.

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Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter

May 04, 2019, 03:53 PM

fiasconva

At least we don't have to worry about him polluting the gene pool.

May 04, 2019, 03:55 PM

architect

How low were those dudes hanging, anyway?

May 04, 2019, 09:10 PM

RichardC

Won t stop him from going off half-cocked.

May 05, 2019, 06:52 AM

egregore

He got de-cocked.

May 06, 2019, 02:41 PM

bendable

are we in agreement that nothing got dropped, and that he actually pulled the damn trigger?

May 06, 2019, 03:37 PM

egregore

quote:
Originally posted by bendable:
are we in agreement that nothing got dropped, and that he actually pulled the damn trigger?

What kind of gun wasn't specified, but some cheap little striker-fired pistols aren't safe to carry chamber loaded, even with the dinky little "safeties" on. Falling from waist height onto a hard surface it could have landed hard enough to jar a cocked (there's that word again, ha ha) striker loose.