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LINCOLN, Neb. (KWQC) – A man is facing multiple charges after police say he accidentally shot himself in the genitals.

Peter Jacobsson, 32, of Lincoln, sustained non-life-threatening injuries in the Wednesday evening incident, according to the Lincoln Journal Star.

Police were called to the 3300 block of Portia Street on a report of a victim with a gunshot wound.

They say Jacobsson gave conflicting accounts of how the shooting happened, but investigators now believe a .22-caliber gun dropped out of his pocket and fired upon hitting the ground, wounding Jacobsson in the genitals.

He is charged with suspicion of discharging a firearm in the city and possession of a deadly weapon by a prohibited person.

https://www.kwqc.com/content/n...itals-509463841.html





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Hmmm. The thread title suggests Zombie Attack or perhaps ambitious MeToo supporters out for revenge. Was interesting though, thanks for posting.
 
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No bag limit?


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A man is facing multiple charges after police say he accidentally shot himself in the genitals


Talk about not being able to catch a break. Dude shots himself in the junk and is arrested for it.


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After what happened to him any sympathetic cop shouldn't have charged him. He should have just said, "You're free to go, IF you can."



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That's a pretty ballsy move!
 
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He is charged with suspicion of discharging a firearm in the city and possession of a deadly weapon by a prohibited person.
If only they'd pass a law that prohibited criminals from possessing guns. Then we could all be safe.


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That’s just nuts!


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Wouldn't "Great Balls On Fire" be more accurate. Wink Big Grin


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At least we don't have to worry about him polluting the gene pool.



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How low were those dudes hanging, anyway?
 
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Won t stop him from going off half-cocked.


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He got de-cocked.
 
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are we in agreement that nothing got dropped, and that he actually pulled the damn trigger?





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are we in agreement that nothing got dropped, and that he actually pulled the damn trigger?

What kind of gun wasn't specified, but some cheap little striker-fired pistols aren't safe to carry chamber loaded, even with the dinky little "safeties" on. Falling from waist height onto a hard surface it could have landed hard enough to jar a cocked (there's that word again, ha ha) striker loose.
 
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