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I’m so sorry to hear of your upcoming Sunday fall boss. Wink Please let us know what you have for dinner and definitely what you have for dessert.
 
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There seem to be some pages missing from my copy of the script.
 
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where's the bunny with the pancakes on his head...I know I left it here somewhere.


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Pancake Sig - 2 by kpkina, on Flickr



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Para doesn't fall.

He attracts the planet.

Occasionally forcefully.





Nice is overrated

"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
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I’m so sorry to hear of your upcoming Sunday fall boss. Wink

He's gonna fall again tomorrow? Someone buy that man a desktop.
And just in case, watch your step, Para. Stay in bed all day w/ some shrimp and grits.
 
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Keeping the economy moving since 1964
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May I offer my tag line for assistance?


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You can't fall off the floor.
 
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Either our colleague invented a working flux capacitor and installed it in his DMC-12 or he is humorously suggesting that Para stage a fall to get out of cooking duties and get some fried chicken and a little extra special attention from the wife.
 
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^^^BlackTalonJHP for the win!
I believe last Sunday was key lime pie!

Just don’t do it too many weeks in a row or the Mrs. might catch on.
 
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So let it be written,
so let it be done...
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Para doesn't fall.

He attracts the planet.

Occasionally forcefully.


Right - Para doesn't fall - he tells gravity what the attractive force between the mass of his body and the floor will be...



'veritas non verba magistri'
 
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Nah, he prevented the earth’s injury by breaking its fall. The man is that generous.


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Oh shit. Time Cube alert!




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Shrimp and Grits?



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I’m so sorry to hear of your upcoming Sunday fall boss. Wink

He's gonna fall again tomorrow? Someone buy that man a desktop.
And just in case, watch your step, Para. Stay in bed all day w/ some shrimp and grits.


And some crazy-ass desk-sized monitor.

And some mult-quotes!



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Sometimes I open posts to the forum in order to gain knowledge and find answers to societies challenges. Sometimes I would have been better off to just stayed home.
 
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Originally posted by dsiets:
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Originally posted by 400m:
I’m so sorry to hear of your upcoming Sunday fall boss. Wink

He's gonna fall again tomorrow? Someone buy that man a desktop.
And just in case, watch your step, Para. Stay in bed all day w/ some shrimp and grits.


And some crazy-ass desk-sized monitor.

And some mult-quotes!


A desk-sized Varanus you say?
 
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I’m so sorry to hear of your upcoming Sunday fall boss.


Where were you when the Powerball was $1.7 Billion?
 
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Yes, I can.
 
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Is it true that you can tell the future?
 
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