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Para and his falls
September 13, 2025, 06:56 PM
400mPara and his falls
I’m so sorry to hear of your upcoming Sunday fall boss.
Please let us know what you have for dinner and definitely what you have for dessert.
September 13, 2025, 07:04 PM
parabellumThere seem to be some pages missing from my copy of the script.
September 13, 2025, 07:14 PM
wishfull thinkerwhere's the bunny with the pancakes on his head...I know I left it here somewhere.
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September 13, 2025, 07:21 PM
kkina
Pancake Sig - 2 by
kpkina, on Flickr
September 13, 2025, 07:40 PM
Sig2340Para doesn't fall.
He attracts the planet.
Occasionally forcefully.
Nice is overrated
"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
September 13, 2025, 07:47 PM
dsietsquote:
Originally posted by 400m:
I’m so sorry to hear of your upcoming Sunday fall boss.
He's gonna fall again tomorrow? Someone buy that man a desktop.
And just in case, watch your step, Para. Stay in bed all day w/ some shrimp and grits.
September 13, 2025, 07:53 PM
chbibcMay I offer my tag line for assistance?
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You can't fall off the floor.
September 13, 2025, 08:05 PM
BlackTalonJHPEither our colleague invented a working flux capacitor and installed it in his DMC-12 or he is humorously suggesting that Para stage a fall to get out of cooking duties and get some fried chicken and a little extra special attention from the wife.
September 13, 2025, 08:19 PM
400m^^^BlackTalonJHP for the win!
I believe last Sunday was key lime pie!
Just don’t do it too many weeks in a row or the Mrs. might catch on.
September 13, 2025, 08:24 PM
Dzozerquote:
Originally posted by Sig2340:
Para doesn't fall.
He attracts the planet.
Occasionally forcefully.
Right - Para doesn't fall - he tells gravity what the attractive force between the mass of his body and the floor will be...
'veritas non verba magistri' September 13, 2025, 08:27 PM
12131Nah, he prevented the earth’s injury by breaking
its fall. The man is that generous.
Q
September 13, 2025, 08:33 PM
sigmonkeyOh shit. Time Cube alert!
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד September 13, 2025, 08:40 PM
BassamaticShrimp and Grits?
.....never marry a woman who is mean to your waitress. September 14, 2025, 07:01 AM
Georgeairquote:
Originally posted by dsiets:
quote:
Originally posted by 400m:
I’m so sorry to hear of your upcoming Sunday fall boss.
He's gonna fall again tomorrow? Someone buy that man a desktop.
And just in case, watch your step, Para. Stay in bed all day w/ some shrimp and grits.
And some crazy-ass desk-sized monitor.
And some mult-quotes!
You only have integrity once. - imprezaguy02
September 14, 2025, 08:34 AM
Southern RebelSometimes I open posts to the forum in order to gain knowledge and find answers to societies challenges. Sometimes I would have been better off to just stayed home.
September 14, 2025, 08:48 AM
egregore
"The Almighty, He put some livin' things on this earth so a man can eat." - Festus Haggen, Gunsmoke September 14, 2025, 09:26 AM
BlackTalonJHPquote:
Originally posted by Georgeair:
quote:
Originally posted by dsiets:
quote:
Originally posted by 400m:
I’m so sorry to hear of your upcoming Sunday fall boss.
He's gonna fall again tomorrow? Someone buy that man a desktop.
And just in case, watch your step, Para. Stay in bed all day w/ some shrimp and grits.
And some crazy-ass desk-sized monitor.
And some mult-quotes!
A desk-sized Varanus you say?
September 14, 2025, 09:42 AM
honestlouquote:
Originally posted by 400m:
I’m so sorry to hear of your upcoming Sunday fall boss.
Where were you when the Powerball was $1.7 Billion?
September 14, 2025, 11:09 AM
tacfoleyYes, I can.
September 14, 2025, 11:10 AM
tacfoleyIs it true that you can tell the future?