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Police looking for ‘aggressive chicken’ terrorizing bank customers in Louisiana

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May 05, 2020, 11:11 AM
ZSMICHAEL
Police looking for ‘aggressive chicken’ terrorizing bank customers in Louisiana
Police in Louisiana urged residents to be on the lookout for a suspect that has been terrorizing bank customers in Walker.

They warned that the suspect is ignoring social distancing rules and the orders of Gov. John Bel Edwards by harassing customers at the ATM and drive-thru, chasing people and trying to get into vehicles.

The suspect — an “aggressive chicken” — is described as reddish-tan, 18 inches tall and between 6 to 8 pounds, the Walker Police Department said in a playful post to Facebook.

Officers responded to the bank on Walker South Road after receiving a call around 4 p.m. Friday regarding the suspect who “apparently anticipated the imminent arrival of law enforcement and fled on foot from the scene,” Walker police said in the post.
Officials said the chicken is “wanted on charges of assault, attempted battery, attempted burglary, terrorizing and ignoring an order of the Governor.”

The bird remains on the loose. While police asked for the public’s help locating the fowl, they said people should avoid confronting it because of its history of “aggressive behavior.”

LINK: https://wgntv.com/news/police-...tomers-in-louisiana/
May 05, 2020, 11:15 AM
navyshooter





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May 05, 2020, 11:19 AM
architect
The chicken in question was later seen ducking into a Chick-Fil-A restaurant around sundown, authorities now admit they don't expect to have enough evidence to prosecute.
May 05, 2020, 11:40 AM
Jimbo Jones



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May 05, 2020, 01:54 PM
Mars_Attacks
First murder hornets, now this.


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May 05, 2020, 02:05 PM
LS1 GTO
quote:
Originally posted by Jimbo Jones:


Probably leaves his music on all night - when he's not in his room....

Bothers the dog too.






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May 05, 2020, 02:23 PM
Boss1
Hopefully responding officers don't have to use Carotid Restraint Wink

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May 05, 2020, 02:32 PM
parabellum

May 05, 2020, 02:51 PM
Mr.9mm
quote:
Originally posted by Boss1:
Hopefully responding officers don't have to use Carotid Restraint Wink

Boss


If they do, they'll need glasses.
May 05, 2020, 04:14 PM
Scooter123
I saw the title and my first thought was "Chicken for Dinner". Glad to see others agree.


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May 05, 2020, 04:19 PM
46and2
Or... Just Another Tuesday.
May 05, 2020, 04:23 PM
Johnny 3eagles
Chicken Tacos....it is Taco Tuesday.





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May 05, 2020, 04:50 PM
snoris
quote:
Originally posted by LS1 GTO:
quote:
Originally posted by Jimbo Jones:


Probably leaves his music on all night - when he's not in his room....

Bothers the dog too.


“Cheese, Gromit!”
May 05, 2020, 09:15 PM
OKCGene
So THAT’S why the chicken crossed the road!

She needed some cash.

Must be in a fowl mood.
May 06, 2020, 04:41 PM
bayouman
Hate to tell you boys but that bird is already in the gumbo pot. Mmmmmm.


Bayouman
Never let the enemy pick the battle site.
May 07, 2020, 10:05 AM
jaaron11
Here he is assaulting a patron.




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May 07, 2020, 06:45 PM
LS1 GTO
Hopefully no one will choke the chicken - at least in public that is.






Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.



"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...