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Police in Louisiana urged residents to be on the lookout for a suspect that has been terrorizing bank customers in Walker. They warned that the suspect is ignoring social distancing rules and the orders of Gov. John Bel Edwards by harassing customers at the ATM and drive-thru, chasing people and trying to get into vehicles. The suspect — an “aggressive chicken” — is described as reddish-tan, 18 inches tall and between 6 to 8 pounds, the Walker Police Department said in a playful post to Facebook. Officers responded to the bank on Walker South Road after receiving a call around 4 p.m. Friday regarding the suspect who “apparently anticipated the imminent arrival of law enforcement and fled on foot from the scene,” Walker police said in the post. Officials said the chicken is “wanted on charges of assault, attempted battery, attempted burglary, terrorizing and ignoring an order of the Governor.” The bird remains on the loose. While police asked for the public’s help locating the fowl, they said people should avoid confronting it because of its history of “aggressive behavior.” LINK: https://wgntv.com/news/police-...tomers-in-louisiana/ | ||
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Low Speed, High Drag |
"Blessed is he who when facing his own demise, thinks only of his front sight.” Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem Montani Semper Liberi | |||
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Optimistic Cynic |
The chicken in question was later seen ducking into a Chick-Fil-A restaurant around sundown, authorities now admit they don't expect to have enough evidence to prosecute. | |||
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First murder hornets, now this. ____________________________ Eeewwww, don't touch it! Here, poke at it with this stick. | |||
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Probably leaves his music on all night - when he's not in his room.... Bothers the dog too. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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Hopefully responding officers don't have to use Carotid Restraint  Boss A real life Sisyphus... "It's not the critic who counts..." TR Exodus 23.2: Do not follow the crowd in doing wrong... Despite some people's claims to the contrary, 5 lbs. is actually different than 12 lbs. It's never simple/easy. | |||
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If they do, they'll need glasses. | |||
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I saw the title and my first thought was "Chicken for Dinner". Glad to see others agree. I've stopped counting. | |||
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Or... Just Another Tuesday. | |||
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Chicken Tacos....it is Taco Tuesday. If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | |||
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“Cheese, Gromit!” | |||
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| Dances With Tornados |
So THAT’S why the chicken crossed the road! She needed some cash. Must be in a fowl mood. | |||
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Hate to tell you boys but that bird is already in the gumbo pot. Mmmmmm. Bayouman Never let the enemy pick the battle site. | |||
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Here he is assaulting a patron.  J Rak Chazak Amats | |||
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Hopefully no one will choke the chicken - at least in public that is. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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