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A 5YO kid got lost in the supermarket. (joke-NSFW)

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October 24, 2019, 09:22 PM
Jim Shugart
A 5YO kid got lost in the supermarket. (joke-NSFW)
Clerk: What's your mama like?
Kid: Big dicks and bourbon.



When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
October 24, 2019, 09:34 PM
CPD SIG
[shakes head]

Big Grin


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October 24, 2019, 09:39 PM
Jim Shugart
Come on Chuck. You've told MUCH worse ones than that.



When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
October 24, 2019, 09:46 PM
flashguy
Did NOT see that coming . . . .

flashguy




Texan by choice, not accident of birth
October 24, 2019, 11:18 PM
Sailor1911
Big Grin




Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.

“If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016
October 25, 2019, 12:41 AM
CPD SIG
quote:
Originally posted by Jim Shugart:
Come on Chuck. You've told MUCH worse ones than that.


Nope, not me!
I was an Alterboy growing up! We don't say things like that.

(However, the priests did give me a Snickers bar and a Coke for doing those things in the confessional! Wink )


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"When its time to shoot, shoot. Dont talk!"

“What the government is good at is collecting taxes, taking away your freedoms and killing people. It’s not good at much else.” —Author Tom Clancy
October 25, 2019, 12:58 AM
dsiets
Topic: Joke (NSFW)
Topic Starter: Jim SHugart
(Big Pause)
/Mouse hovers over link/
Think to myself, "This isn't going to be good. I've been here before. The last time..."
/Click/
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