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Clerk: What's your mama like?
Kid: Big dicks and bourbon.



When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
 
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[shakes head]

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Come on Chuck. You've told MUCH worse ones than that.



When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
 
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Did NOT see that coming . . . .

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Originally posted by Jim Shugart:
Come on Chuck. You've told MUCH worse ones than that.


Nope, not me!
I was an Alterboy growing up! We don't say things like that.

(However, the priests did give me a Snickers bar and a Coke for doing those things in the confessional! Wink )


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“What the government is good at is collecting taxes, taking away your freedoms and killing people. It’s not good at much else.” —Author Tom Clancy
 
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Topic: Joke (NSFW)
Topic Starter: Jim SHugart
(Big Pause)
/Mouse hovers over link/
Think to myself, "This isn't going to be good. I've been here before. The last time..."
/Click/
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