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Yep. I once walked into the wrong house. Stood in the living room and wondered what happened to our furniture. Realized what I did and zipped out undiscovered. You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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Hope its not just some neighborhood silver alert geriatric patient mixed up on medications and wandering ... ____________________ | |||
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Was he in the right neighborhood and if so/not, how did he get there? A lot of things missing from the story. I have gotten into the wrong car before but I was not drunk. I usually park in the same area but the one time I didn't, it happened. There was the same car/color and when I thought I unlocked the doors with my remote, apparently the owner never locked the car. I sat there thinking who took my stuff until I realized it wasn't mine. | |||
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"You asshole, I need you to get up! My husband comes home from work in an hour! Get the fuck out! ... Yes, hello, there's a strange man in by bed! I don't know how he got in here! I just woke up and he was in bed with me, NAKED! I think he's drunk, you better send the police!" ______________________________________________ “There are plenty of good reasons for fighting, but no good reason ever to hate without reservation, to imagine that God Almighty Himself hates with you, too.” | |||
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Oh come on who's never woken up in a strange house in a strange bed after a hog roast. By the way who was that girl and that other guy? | |||
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Ok on all that! Did the man sell anything?! | |||
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Arkansas meat company executives are a rough bunch. They faux meat company's COO bit off somebody's nose and now the Tyson CFO is too drunk to find his own home. Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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He was likely charged with PI because it wasn't his home; therefore, not private. We'll see what the prosecutor says. My bet is that the PI is dropped. Arkansas Code § 5-71-212 (2019) Public Intoxiction (a) A person commits the offense of public intoxication if he or she appears in a public place manifestly under the influence of alcohol or a controlled substance to the degree and under circumstances such that: (1) The person is likely to endanger himself or herself or another person or property; or (2) The person unreasonably annoys a person in his or her vicinity. | |||
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Go Vols! |
Probably blame the Uber driver. | |||
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Deliverance outtakes is the term. What other school has SOOWEE for a cheer? | |||
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Yea, you gotta be careful about that. Sleeping in random houses. Bubba might not like that, turning over and seeing your sorry ass. But, I did try to get into a running car with a driver in pouring rain. My buddy was watching me and laughing his ass off, after I had mistaken his car for another. Depending on the location that cudda got me shot. Lover of the US Constitution Wile E. Coyote School of DIY Disaster | |||
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They should have reported that the person was eminating a smell of alcholic beverage from his breath and person. ...... drill sgt. | |||
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tyson financed clinton's rise to power and were legendary for their polluting of the local river adjacent to their plant. Corrupt company. I won't let their products in our house ever since. Made my wife return it. I hold grudges. Good for him, I hope it's embarrassing to the extreme. | |||
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| Raised Hands Surround Us Three Nails To Protect Us  |
Because the private place he was in was not HIS or a place he had the right to be. Most states statutes allow this to be used for the public intoxication statute. This only made the news because he is the CFO. This is by no means an uncommon occurrence. ———————————————— The world's not perfect, but it's not that bad. If we got each other, and that's all we have. I will be your brother, and I'll hold your hand. You should know I'll be there for you! | |||
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| The Ice Cream Man |
It’s the CFO but which makes it so odd. I got in the wrong car, before - no one locked their car in that small town, and ours were identical. I walked into the wrong apartment, in college - exhaustion in my case, rather than drinking. But, it seems hard to believe that the CFO of Tyson lives in a cookie cutter neighborhood in a cookie cutter house. If he were older, and it was an old house of his, that would make more sense. | |||
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| Raised Hands Surround Us Three Nails To Protect Us |
We aren’ talking a simple mistake here. Excessive drugs and alcohol have the same negative effect on folks regardless of their status or wealth. I am going to guess he was blitzed out of his mind on a combination of both and could have been in Zimbabwe and still thought he was home. ———————————————— The world's not perfect, but it's not that bad. If we got each other, and that's all we have. I will be your brother, and I'll hold your hand. You should know I'll be there for you! | |||
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Sick minds think alike! I'm in your school of thought, Smudge. This gal just pulled the brass ring on the merry-go-round, A Tyson family member, and no lottery ticket money was spent! _________________________ | |||
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Or, realized he was in the wrong home but was too drunk to care and just wanted to pass out. "The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people." "Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy." "I did," said Ford, "it is." "So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't the people get rid of the lizards?" "It honestly doesn't occur to them. They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates the government they want." "You mean they actually vote for the lizards." "Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course." "But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?" "Because if they didn't vote for a lizard, then the wrong lizard might get in." | |||
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I haven’t read all the replies, I apologize in advance if someone posted, “he’s damn lucky he wasn’t shot” by the homeowner. | |||
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