I was just coming home and worrying about all the stuff going on in my life, my family’s lives, my friends’ lives, and what's happening in Washington, Moscow, North Korea, the Middle East, Hillary Clinton's scandals, Donald Trump, Fox News, CNN, MSNBC, the downgrading of our military, the terrorists infiltrating our borders, the illegals and refugees, the total disrespect for law and order, and how our country is rapidly losing it's sanity and it's Christianity.
Then I saw a yard sign that said:


NEED HELP?
CALL JESUS
800-555-3787


Out of curiosity and desperation, I called the number.

A Mexican with a leaf blower showed up.

Yup, enjoyed that one.

Years ago down in Orange County Ca, I chuckled to come across a 'Jesus Car Wash'....