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I was just coming home and worrying about all the stuff going on in my life, my family’s lives, my friends’ lives, and what's happening in Washington, Moscow, North Korea, the Middle East, Hillary Clinton's scandals, Donald Trump, Fox News, CNN, MSNBC, the downgrading of our military, the terrorists infiltrating our borders, the illegals and refugees, the total disrespect for law and order, and how our country is rapidly losing it's sanity and it's Christianity. Then I saw a yard sign that said: NEED HELP? CALL JESUS 800-555-3787 Out of curiosity and desperation, I called the number. A Mexican with a leaf blower showed up. If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | ||
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Years ago down in Orange County Ca, I chuckled to come across a 'Jesus Car Wash'.... **************~~~~~~~~~~ "I've been on this rock too long to bother with these liars any more." ~SIGforum advisor~ "When the pain of staying the same outweighs the pain of change, then change will come."~~sigmonkey | |||
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