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Actual headline on Foxnews.com: Luke Sky Walker lands in jail after arrest in Tennessee

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December 01, 2018, 11:08 AM
Sig2340
Actual headline on Foxnews.com: Luke Sky Walker lands in jail after arrest in Tennessee


quote:
Foxnews.com: Luke Sky Walker lands in jail after arrest in Tennessee



The Force was not with Luke Sky Walker when he was arrested this week by Tennessee police, according to a report.

Walker, 21, of Johnson City, Tenn., was arrested Thursday on a charge of violating probation, WJHL-TV reports.

He was on probation in connection with a felony theft charge, the station reported.

Walker was being held without bond at the Carter County jail, according to online records.

He was arrested in 2017 on charges of stealing 46 road signs with three cohorts, the Elizabethton Star reported at the time.

Walker and the others were found with the stolen signs in the back seat of a car after a traffic stop in Carter County, according to the paper.





Nice is overrated

"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
December 01, 2018, 11:27 AM
Schiessuebung
Shoulda used his Jedi mind control powers: “These are not the road signs you are looking for...”
December 01, 2018, 11:30 AM
Il Cattivo
Did we expect brilliance from a sister-kisser?
December 01, 2018, 02:02 PM
Palm
Too bad he wasn't in Detroit. He could have been prosecuted by another Luke Skywalker:

https://www.zeekbeek.com/lawye...alker-39366/list/yes
December 01, 2018, 06:24 PM
jhe888
quote:
Originally posted by Schiessuebung:
Shoulda used his Jedi mind control powers: “These are not the road signs you are looking for...”


Your Jedi mind tricks won't work on me, young Sky Walker.



The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything.
December 01, 2018, 06:28 PM
wcb6092
The force was not with him.


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December 01, 2018, 07:25 PM
Mark in Michigan
Maybe Darth Vader will post his bail...


Best regards,
Mark in Michigan
December 01, 2018, 09:07 PM
alreadydead
Well if the snarky little shit stole a stop sign he could have killed someone, screw him, prosecute without remorse


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December 01, 2018, 11:13 PM
YooperSigs
He has gone over to the dark side.


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Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
December 02, 2018, 02:22 AM
Balzé Halzé
That's what happens when you grow up without a father.

I see a Family Guy bit somewhere in there.


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December 02, 2018, 03:05 AM
trapper189
quote:
Originally posted by Balzé Halzé:
That's what happens when you grow up without a father.

I see a Family Guy bit somewhere in there.


Imagine the shock he'll feel if he finds out his father is still alive after all these years, but his father is the second most evil person in the galaxy.
December 02, 2018, 09:32 AM
architect
So this wasn't the guy who was cutting the heads off meters?
December 02, 2018, 09:48 AM
LoboGunLeather
quote:
Originally posted by architect:
So this wasn't the guy who was cutting the heads off meters?


Different Luke. I think he was rehabilitated and started a salad dressing company in California.


Retired holster maker.
Retired police chief.
Formerly Sergeant, US Army Airborne Infantry, Pathfinders