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Foxnews.com: Luke Sky Walker lands in jail after arrest in Tennessee



The Force was not with Luke Sky Walker when he was arrested this week by Tennessee police, according to a report.

Walker, 21, of Johnson City, Tenn., was arrested Thursday on a charge of violating probation, WJHL-TV reports.

He was on probation in connection with a felony theft charge, the station reported.

Walker was being held without bond at the Carter County jail, according to online records.

He was arrested in 2017 on charges of stealing 46 road signs with three cohorts, the Elizabethton Star reported at the time.

Walker and the others were found with the stolen signs in the back seat of a car after a traffic stop in Carter County, according to the paper.




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Shoulda used his Jedi mind control powers: “These are not the road signs you are looking for...”
 
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Too bad he wasn't in Detroit. He could have been prosecuted by another Luke Skywalker:

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Shoulda used his Jedi mind control powers: “These are not the road signs you are looking for...”


Your Jedi mind tricks won't work on me, young Sky Walker.



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The force was not with him.


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Maybe Darth Vader will post his bail...


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Well if the snarky little shit stole a stop sign he could have killed someone, screw him, prosecute without remorse


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He has gone over to the dark side.


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That's what happens when you grow up without a father.

I see a Family Guy bit somewhere in there.


Imagine the shock he'll feel if he finds out his father is still alive after all these years, but his father is the second most evil person in the galaxy.
 
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So this wasn't the guy who was cutting the heads off meters?
 
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So this wasn't the guy who was cutting the heads off meters?


Different Luke. I think he was rehabilitated and started a salad dressing company in California.


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