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Questions we don't want to be asked in life
May 29, 2022, 09:51 AM
coloradohunter44Questions we don't want to be asked in life
Where is all this water coming from?
I walked into the kitchen last night and saw the floor was quite wet. Turns out the kitchen faucet has been leaking intermittently for about a day and a half, and has finally made itself known. Now we get to go shopping for a new one and then try to get it all hooked up correctly. Such fun. At least we caught it early and don't have black mold to deal with too.
What have been your "favorites"?
We were joking about the Seinfeld episode where Kramer had a garbage disposal installed in his shower. We have to get this fixed soon. A functional kitchen sink is certainly a necessity.
"Someday I hope to be half the man my bird-dog thinks I am."
looking forward to 4 years of TRUMP!
May 29, 2022, 10:03 AM
darthfusterDad, can I borrow your truck?
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier May 29, 2022, 10:20 AM
airsoft guyUsually right after you get your tax return, or a big check with lots of OT on it, "What's that sound? Why is the Check Engine Light blinking?"
quote:
Originally posted by Will938:
If you don't become a screen writer for comedy movies, then you're an asshole.
May 29, 2022, 10:28 AM
sigmonkey"Can I talk to you for a minute...?"
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! May 29, 2022, 10:30 AM
sigspecopsCan I borrow your tools?
No one's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session.- Mark Twain
May 29, 2022, 10:33 AM
Beancooker“First of all”…
That pretty much means first of all, I am proper fucked.
quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
I'd fly to Turks and Caicos with live ammo falling out of my pockets before getting within spitting distance of NJ with a firearm.
May 29, 2022, 10:41 AM
.38supersigDoes the defendant know where that shotgun came from?
May 29, 2022, 10:54 AM
sigmonkey"At what point did you shoot the clerk?"
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! May 29, 2022, 11:20 AM
Patrick-SP2022"Can I get an order of fries with that burger?"
May 29, 2022, 11:24 AM
Sunset_Va" Are you forgetting one thing ? "
美しい犬
May 29, 2022, 11:24 AM
RipleyHave you been vaccinated?
Set the controls for the heart of the Sun. May 29, 2022, 11:27 AM
architectquote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
"Can I talk to you for a minute...?"
Similar, but even more dreadful: "Honey, we need to talk."
May 29, 2022, 11:27 AM
LS1 GTODo you know why i pulled you over?
Are you sure that baby is yours?
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers
The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...
May 29, 2022, 11:39 AM
Slippery PeteCan I borrow money?
May 29, 2022, 11:48 AM
flesheatingvirus“What are you thinking?”
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-- Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past me I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. --
May 29, 2022, 11:55 AM
ss9961Do these jeans make my ass look fat?
May 29, 2022, 11:58 AM
V-Tailquote:
Originally posted by ss9961:
Do these jeans make my ass look fat?
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים May 29, 2022, 12:00 PM
EdmondAre you busy right now?
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May 29, 2022, 12:01 PM
blueyeWhat's on your mind?
May 29, 2022, 12:09 PM
Lord VaalicGuess what I watched them do on HGTV
Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day