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Bad joke for Jeff Y.

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October 16, 2017, 12:56 PM
Rolan_Kraps
Bad joke for Jeff Y.
Guy walks into a pet shop and asks “Have you got any kittens going cheap?”

“No, sir,” replied the owner. “All our kittens go “Meow.”



Rolan Kraps
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Gainesville, Georgia.
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October 16, 2017, 01:17 PM
zoom6zoom
that one is for the birds!



I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.
October 16, 2017, 03:47 PM
Bisleyblackhawk
quote:
Originally posted by Rolan_Kraps:

“No, sir,” replied the owner. “All our kittens go “Meow.”


Except this one Razz...




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"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches
Making the best of what ever comes our way
Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
Plowing straight ahead come what may
And theres a cowboy in the jungle"
Jimmy Buffet
October 16, 2017, 06:27 PM
C-Dubs
Canaries on Sale!! Cheap, Cheap, cheap!


“I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.”
October 16, 2017, 07:53 PM
OKCGene
What do you get for having sex with a parakeet?

You get a canarial disease called Chirpies.

But don't worry, it's tweetable.
October 16, 2017, 09:57 PM
jhe888
quote:
Originally posted by Rolan_Kraps:
Guy walks into a pet shop and asks “Have you got any kittens going cheap?”

“No, sir,” replied the owner. “All our kittens go “Meow.”


He is in the catbird seat.



The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything.
October 17, 2017, 01:44 AM
konata88
I heard this one tonight:

What came first, the chicken or the egg?
The rooster.



"Wrong does not cease to be wrong because the majority share in it." L.Tolstoy
"A government is just a body of people, usually, notably, ungoverned." Shepherd Book
October 17, 2017, 06:39 AM
Jeff Yarchin
Boooooo. Big Grin
October 17, 2017, 07:53 AM
armedprof
Jeff, you need to start a collection of the bad jokes and post them in the store...




Do, Or do not. There is no try.
October 17, 2017, 12:14 PM
zoom6zoom
Just don't put the birds near the fan. No one really enjoys shredded tweet.



I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.
October 17, 2017, 07:17 PM
ptruck
What is a cows favorite subject in school?

Cow-culus
October 18, 2017, 12:18 AM
Jim Shugart



When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw