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Guy walks into a pet shop and asks “Have you got any kittens going cheap?” “No, sir,” replied the owner. “All our kittens go “Meow.” Rolan Kraps SASS Regulator Gainesville, Georgia. NRA Range Safety Officer NRA Certified Instructor - Pistol / Personal Protection Inside the Home | ||
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Delusions of Adequacy |
that one is for the birds! I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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Plowing straight ahead come what may |
Except this one  ... ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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Canaries on Sale!! Cheap, Cheap, cheap! “I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.” | |||
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| Dances With Tornados |
What do you get for having sex with a parakeet? You get a canarial disease called Chirpies. But don't worry, it's tweetable. | |||
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| Little ray of sunshine  |
He is in the catbird seat. The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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I heard this one tonight: What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster. "Wrong does not cease to be wrong because the majority share in it." L.Tolstoy "A government is just a body of people, usually, notably, ungoverned." Shepherd Book | |||
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My dog crosses the line |
Boooooo.  | |||
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Facts are stubborn things |
Jeff, you need to start a collection of the bad jokes and post them in the store... Do, Or do not. There is no try. | |||
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| Delusions of Adequacy |
Just don't put the birds near the fan. No one really enjoys shredded tweet. I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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| Honor and Integrity |
What is a cows favorite subject in school? Cow-culus | |||
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Drug Dealer |
 When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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