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Californian To Texan Translation Guide

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July 19, 2017, 08:48 AM
CoolRich59
Californian To Texan Translation Guide
Sent to me by a local a minister I know. Big Grin




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“One of the common failings among honorable people is a failure to appreciate how thoroughly dishonorable some other people can be, and how dangerous it is to trust them.” – Thomas Sowell
July 19, 2017, 08:52 AM
old rugged cross
Yeah, and leave the one you created behind and accept the one in place when you get there. Or better yet, stay where you're at.



"Practice like you want to play in the game"
July 19, 2017, 08:58 AM
smschulz
Exactly! Cool
July 19, 2017, 09:17 AM
oddball
Well since I'm looking at homes in Texas already, my vernacular has been set for awhile Big Grin.

I don't think I once used any of the terms in the left column.


"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965
July 19, 2017, 09:17 AM
downtownv
move to denver, portland or seattle


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July 19, 2017, 09:25 AM
radioman
Y'all fixin' to move.


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July 19, 2017, 09:27 AM
CQB60
Stolen!


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Life is short. It’s shorter with the wrong gun…
July 19, 2017, 10:32 AM
TMats
Cute. Yeah, it's broad brush, but in my experience, even the good ones do not have a clear understanding of the baggage they bring with them to other parts of the West.


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July 19, 2017, 11:38 AM
Il Cattivo
^^^ Sadly true - and I've been one. Not that bad but, y'know, I've been in the neighborhood.
July 19, 2017, 11:44 AM
DrDan
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Originally posted by TMats:
Cute. Yeah, it's broad brush, but in my experience, even the good ones do not have a clear understanding of the baggage they bring with them to other parts of the West.


It takes awhile to acclimate to freedom.



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July 19, 2017, 12:36 PM
sigspecops
We were on our way back from a vacation in Colorado recently and every other car entering Texas had a California license plate. It's a relentless California, Yankee, India, Middle eastern and Mexican invasion here.


No one's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session.- Mark Twain
July 19, 2017, 12:38 PM
nhtagmember
true enough

giggle snort


[B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC

July 19, 2017, 01:07 PM
PD
quote:
Originally posted by sigspecops:
We were on our way back from a vacation in Colorado recently and every other car entering Texas had a California license plate. It's a relentless California, Yankee, India, Middle eastern and Mexican invasion here.


You guys are fucked. You'll be a blue state very soon.
July 19, 2017, 01:18 PM
satch
quote:
Originally posted by CoolRich59:
Sent to me by a local a minister I know. Big Grin



So true everywhere in Texas except Austin. Roll Eyes
July 20, 2017, 04:25 PM
flashguy
quote:
Originally posted by PD:
quote:
Originally posted by sigspecops:
We were on our way back from a vacation in Colorado recently and every other car entering Texas had a California license plate. It's a relentless California, Yankee, India, Middle eastern and Mexican invasion here.


You guys are fucked. You'll be a blue state very soon.
Not if I can help it! (And I'm not "native"--got here 36 years ago and try very hard to be a "real Texan".)

flashguy



Texan by choice, not accident of birth