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Sent to me by a local a minister I know. Big Grin



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Posts: 6645 | Location: Chicago, IL | Registered: December 17, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Green grass and
high tides
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Yeah, and leave the one you created behind and accept the one in place when you get there. Or better yet, stay where you're at.



"Practice like you want to play in the game"
 
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quarter MOA visionary
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Exactly! Cool
 
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Get Off My Lawn
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Well since I'm looking at homes in Texas already, my vernacular has been set for awhile Big Grin.

I don't think I once used any of the terms in the left column.



"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965
 
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move to denver, portland or seattle


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Ignored facts
still exist
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Y'all fixin' to move.


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Stolen!


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Posts: 13873 | Location: VIrtual | Registered: November 13, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Legalize the Constitution
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Cute. Yeah, it's broad brush, but in my experience, even the good ones do not have a clear understanding of the baggage they bring with them to other parts of the West.


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despite them
 
Posts: 13762 | Location: Wyoming | Registered: January 10, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Gracie Allen is my
personal savior!
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^^^ Sadly true - and I've been one. Not that bad but, y'know, I've been in the neighborhood.
 
Posts: 27313 | Location: Deep in the heart of the brush country, and closing on that #&*%!?! roadrunner. Really. | Registered: February 05, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Cute. Yeah, it's broad brush, but in my experience, even the good ones do not have a clear understanding of the baggage they bring with them to other parts of the West.


It takes awhile to acclimate to freedom.




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Posts: 5059 | Location: Florida | Registered: August 16, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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We were on our way back from a vacation in Colorado recently and every other car entering Texas had a California license plate. It's a relentless California, Yankee, India, Middle eastern and Mexican invasion here.


No one's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session.- Mark Twain
 
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Political Cynic
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true enough

giggle snort



[B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC


 
Posts: 54069 | Location: Tucson Arizona | Registered: January 16, 2002Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Leave the gun.
Take the cannoli.
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We were on our way back from a vacation in Colorado recently and every other car entering Texas had a California license plate. It's a relentless California, Yankee, India, Middle eastern and Mexican invasion here.


You guys are fucked. You'll be a blue state very soon.
 
Posts: 6634 | Location: New England | Registered: January 06, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Sent to me by a local a minister I know. Big Grin



So true everywhere in Texas except Austin. Roll Eyes
 
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Muzzle flash
aficionado
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Originally posted by sigspecops:
We were on our way back from a vacation in Colorado recently and every other car entering Texas had a California license plate. It's a relentless California, Yankee, India, Middle eastern and Mexican invasion here.


You guys are fucked. You'll be a blue state very soon.
Not if I can help it! (And I'm not "native"--got here 36 years ago and try very hard to be a "real Texan".)

flashguy




Texan by choice, not accident of birth
 
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