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A World Without Dick Holes: The Underwear Industry’s Confusing New Design Direction
November 19, 2021, 10:37 AM
83v45magnaA World Without Dick Holes: The Underwear Industry’s Confusing New Design Direction
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Originally posted by iron chef:
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Originally posted by mark123:
8+ you go over the top otherwise you gotta back it off to try to thread it through the peep hole.
The DH always seemed to be a poor design to me, like designing a train tunnel the shape of the J-bend/P-trap beneath a sink. Much easier to go over the top, then coil it back up when done.
Some of those I have tried to use were so poorly designed that it almost felt dangerous

to use 'em. Knowing I would never buy them again, I have laundered them and then pulled the DH apart so hard as to break some threads. Then I tried them again. On some, it made it almost tolerable to use. I mainly used to use Hanes until their quality went way down. Now I am fairly happy with Gildan.
November 19, 2021, 11:07 AM
Southern RebelWell, gentlemen:
After learning much more than I really wanted to know about this area of our anatomical challenges, I can see that this demands a mass demonstration of social rebellion! In support of our female cohorts and their "free the nipple" marches, I hereby establish the movement to "free the tallywacker!".
Our demonstrations will, paralleling the women, feature "tighty-whitey" burnings and street marches that feature open demonstration and exhibition of the aforementioned freed anatomical member! The only decision left is whether we choose to utilize crotch-less Levi's or perhaps peekaboo Scottish kilts. Ride to the sound of the "big guns"!
(Note: After reading the above, my wife says my history of underwhelming ideas has always reminded her of playing the old game of stick-lowering LIMBO with the rod being lowered with each successive round. She says my latest endeavor has now lowered the rod to the ground-level and I can't go any lower. Well, I tried.)

November 19, 2021, 11:12 AM
yaniciquote:
Originally posted by V-Tail:
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Originally posted by OttoSig:
anyone in uniform trying to use the urinal needs a hole
Are you still wearing those 13-button pants?
My dress blue USN pants were near the end of those issued with the 13 buttons. It was 1965. They went to zippers. When out doing any serious beer drinking one would only button the two top corner buttons. I liked the looks of the 13 button pants though. The pants in the pic above do not look like my dress blue pants.
Oh yeah, one more vote for using the hole.
John
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November 19, 2021, 11:41 AM
Elk Hunterquote:
Originally posted by OttoSig:
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Originally posted by Bisleyblackhawk:
…with several shakes till I’m up with the results
Anything more than 2 shakes and you're playing with it!
Thanks for the memory! Had a DI in the army who used that phrase a lot.
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November 19, 2021, 12:24 PM
Ryanp225quote:
A World Without Dick Holes:
I thought this thread was going to have something to do with the disappearance of women.
November 19, 2021, 04:14 PM
Patriotquote:
Originally posted by yanici:
My dress blue USN pants were near the end of those issued with the 13 buttons. It was 1965. They went to zippers.
1983-1991...still had 13 buttons on dress blues.
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November 19, 2021, 09:53 PM
Hamden106She used the hole one time.
Kept saying "Its gotta be here somewhere"
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November 19, 2021, 10:57 PM
OttoSigquote:
Originally posted by Patriot:
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Originally posted by yanici:
My dress blue USN pants were near the end of those issued with the 13 buttons. It was 1965. They went to zippers.
1983-1991...still had 13 buttons on dress blues.
Yes, still the same winds up being 15 buttons buttoned as two of then get buttoned twice.
I heard they are making zipper version with buttons that are just for looks, but I haven't seen them first hand.
10 years to retirement! Just waiting! November 20, 2021, 12:07 AM
BKileI have not laughed so much in quite awhile. Thanks to everyone. Two quick things. 1. I have never seen men’s skivvies that don’t have the “hole”. 2. Tighty Whities never stay that way for long!!
Semper Fidelis
November 20, 2021, 12:43 AM
46and2I don't recall ever using the little hole.
Definitely over-the-top here.
November 20, 2021, 02:19 AM
bald1No hole here even for this dude's nose.
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November 20, 2021, 03:45 AM
egregore
Why is this important? If you're carrying a gun on a belt holster.
November 20, 2021, 07:39 AM
Oz_ShadowI think the fly just makes it easier to use only the zipper. Full unbuckling, particularly while carrying, is less convenient and just going over the top makes it more likely to trap a little.
I'm hoping Duluth has a nice sale on their regular boxers for Black Friday. I thought people were crazy for paying that much for underwear but after trying them, I can splurge on a pair here and there ... if it's a good sale.
November 20, 2021, 11:29 AM
JupiterI heard it is being replaced by a flap in the back.

When I first glanced at the title of this thread, I thought it said "A World Without Dick Heads". I was waiting for Para to come along and close it for posting fake news.
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November 20, 2021, 11:48 AM
Sig209I prefer something in a low rise bikini. Mesh if possible….
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