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A World Without Dick Holes: The Underwear Industry’s Confusing New Design Direction
November 18, 2021, 10:03 PM
straightshooter1A World Without Dick Holes: The Underwear Industry’s Confusing New Design Direction
I must admit, I am amazed at the number of folks here who say they don't use the hole. I always do, and think I'd likely pee all over the place if i tried the over the top method.
So, I'll stick with the hole. But a lot of you are pretty....uhh,..interesting guys.
Bob
November 18, 2021, 10:16 PM
x0225095Duluth Bullpen Armachillos have no hole…just a pouch for the boys and I don’t have any problem urinating without soiling myself.
Maybe those who can’t live without the holes could go crotchless and kill two birds with one stone ??
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November 18, 2021, 10:20 PM
Jim ShugartI thought the proper phrase for 'dick hole' was 'winkie window'. ???

??? Enquiring minds want to know.
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November 18, 2021, 11:07 PM
OttoSigNothing like the mention of the word dick to get the Sigforumites out in force

ETA: Me included...
10 years to retirement! Just waiting! November 18, 2021, 11:13 PM
craglawnmanorDamn, thanks a lot, I have to pee now.

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November 18, 2021, 11:49 PM
BisleyblackhawkNever use the dick hole (it just ain’t big enough And takes to long to release the Python…I wish

)…I’m an over the top kinda dude…with several shakes till I’m up with the results

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November 19, 2021, 01:11 AM
OttoSigquote:
Originally posted by Bisleyblackhawk:
…with several shakes till I’m up with the results
Anything more than 2 shakes and you're playing with it!
10 years to retirement! Just waiting! November 19, 2021, 02:55 AM
flashguyI have never before heard of men pulling down the waistband of their shorts to urinate over the top. I certainly have never done it--it never even entered my mind to do that. That's what the "fly" is for, and I always use it (when standing--obviously my shorts are completely pulled down when I'm sitting on the throne).
I, too, am astonished at the number of guys here who apparently don't use the fly.
flashguy
Texan by choice, not accident of birth November 19, 2021, 03:22 AM
83v45magnaquote:
Originally posted by DougE:
quote:
These are boxer briefs. Are you talking about the kind of skivvies that are the original loose, swimsuit style boxers?
I believe he is talking about the loose fitting boxers where your balls just spill down the leg holes.
Yeah, those are the ones I was describing.
November 19, 2021, 06:18 AM
hberttmankI don't think I've ever used the fly. Over the top for me.
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mark1238+ you go over the top otherwise you gotta back it off to try to thread it through the peep hole.
November 19, 2021, 07:13 AM
HayesGreenerLooks like we're just going to have to learn to squat to pee. And I now know far to much about ya'lls #1 habits.
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November 19, 2021, 08:54 AM
HK Agfree ballin unless I am wearing jeans AND its cold outside and then I wear boxers.
November 19, 2021, 09:33 AM
OldMickAll these years I thought I was the only one who went over the top!
November 19, 2021, 09:38 AM
SchmelbyI'm 61 and have never once used the hole.
November 19, 2021, 09:55 AM
V-Tailquote:
Originally posted by OttoSig:
anyone in uniform trying to use the urinal needs a hole
Are you still wearing those 13-button pants?
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים November 19, 2021, 09:56 AM
HayesGreener
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Chief of Police (Retired)
November 19, 2021, 09:58 AM
blueyeI'll go out a limb and say that the woke progressive guys sit when they piss.
November 19, 2021, 10:24 AM
mcrimmquote:
Originally posted by V-Tail:
quote:
Originally posted by OttoSig:
anyone in uniform trying to use the urinal needs a hole
Are you still wearing those 13-button pants?
In the day, when you really had to go, it seemed like a lot more than 13 buttons. more like 100.
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iron chefquote:
Originally posted by mark123:
8+ you go over the top otherwise you gotta back it off to try to thread it through the peep hole.
The DH always seemed to be a poor design to me, like designing a train tunnel the shape of the J-bend/P-trap beneath a sink. Much easier to go over the top, then coil it back up when done.