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| Jack of All Trades, Master of Nothing  |
is never a good shift. My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball. | ||
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| Little ray of sunshine  |
So, you're saying it wasn't Jennifer Lawrence? The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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| No good deed goes unpunished  |
I believe she would be described as "nekkid." | |||
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depends on the patient I suppose...  ----------------------------- Proverbs 27:17 - As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. | |||
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| On the wrong side of the Mobius strip  |
Based on your current location, it seems like it would be a bad idea to be naked or "nekkid". Well, unless one is indoors, eating Cheetos. | |||
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Drug Dealer |
There's a maxim from hospital workers, cops, and EMTs: The people that you get to see naked are never the ones that you wanna see naked. When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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Delusions of Adequacy |
Yeah, I noticed long ago that it's always the guys not wearing shirts that get locked up on COPS. I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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Hot Fuzz |
I've patiently waited the last 18 years for this proverb to make itself an untruth...as of today, it's still gospel. Hater of fun since 2001! | |||
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NAKED is defined as having no clothes on. NEKKID is defined as having no clothes on and you are up to something. | |||
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Much like my experience on the topless beaches in southern Europe many years ago. . | |||
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Not just first responders... I work next to Market street in San Francisco. There’s been more than enough toplesss women’s marches with women ain’t nobody want to see with a top off to last a lifetime. | |||
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| Non-Miscreant |
Eewwww. Unhappy ammo seeker | |||
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Truth! | |||
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| Jack of All Trades, Master of Nothing |
Not unless Jennifer Lawrence moved to Anchorage and started doing meth. My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball. | |||
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Heh, yeah the skinny ones have no teeth and look 20 years older than their calendar age. Then there's the rest... “People have to really suffer before they can risk doing what they love.” –Chuck Palahnuik Be harder to kill: https://preparefit.ck.page | |||
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| Drug Dealer |
^ ^ ^ ^ Do a Google Image search for 'meth mouth'. When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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| No ethanol! |
I know better. Don't Just Don't Nope ------------------ The plural of anecdote is not data. -Frank Kotsonis | |||
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same thing applies to police work. Tazing a naked man provides some interesting reports | |||
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| Too old to run, too mean to quit! |
Well, the only example I can cite for this is the one I saw on that French beach some 40 years ago. Only one woman on the beach, working on an all over tan. Of course, the temperature was probably about 40 degrees. And, yes, she was a really beautiful woman. Elk There has never been an occasion where a people gave up their weapons in the interest of peace that didn't end in their massacre. (Louis L'Amour) "To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical. " -Thomas Jefferson "America is great because she is good. If America ceases to be good, America will cease to be great." Alexis de Tocqueville FBHO!!! The Idaho Elk Hunter | |||
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My rule of thumb, a naked person is always a three officer response. I cannot recall any incidents with naked people coming to the attention of our agency, that didn't end in a fight. It probably happens. Just none that I remember. Ignem Feram | |||
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