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goose5
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I kid you not that's my wife when butter goes on sale.


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Originally posted by Veeper:

Does anyone here smoke their own bacon?
Jeff Yarchin used to do it, don't know whether he still does.

He gave some as a karma, I think more than one time. I never won any bacon, but I did win one of his homemade sausage karmas, many years ago. It was outstanding sausage!


Thanks V-tail.

I cure and smoke my own. Once you do this it's hard to eat store bought bacon.

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Benton's Bacon caught my attention a few years ago when a Sigforumite posted the best bacon review of all time:
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If you have an enemy, somebody that you would really like to do something that will ruin their life. If this person loves Bacon, I mean really loves Bacon....then send him/her a pound of this stuff. At first is will seem as if you have done him/her a major solid, that you are attempting to bury the hatchet.... but then ....the pound will be quickly gone....and he/she is going to have to go back to that stuff they call Bacon at the Grocery Store.... he/she will be standing on the Bacon aisle at the store, looking for something comparable to Benton Bacon.... there is nothing comparable to Benton Bacon...and in that moment of frustration and longing...they will know...what you have done to them....you will have ruined them forever for being able to enjoy the readily available stuff. Then they know that you were indeed buried the hatchet.....in their back."


I haven't tried it yet, but I have a childhood friend that lives 20 miles from there and says it's awesome.


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I feel as though he may have also offered some canned bacon as a Karma? I mean, it may have been soup, but this isn’t a soup thread.



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Behold! The Baconater 900:
 
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If you bring enough bacon, you don't need no protection! Big Grin
 
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Inauguration day!
 
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Nice!



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If you bring enough bacon, you don't need no protection! Big Grin

Your Bacon is just a bit underdone there, Sir! Even still, exceptions can be made for your culinary prowess however, though your glorious pile of Bacon may seem appropriate for many (most?) Bacon worshipers, it is quite OVERSIZED for this establishment! Just Sayin'... Razz


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Benton's Bacon caught my attention a few years ago when a Sigforumite posted the best bacon review of all time:
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If you have an enemy, somebody that you would really like to do something that will ruin their life. If this person loves Bacon, I mean really loves Bacon....then send him/her a pound of this stuff. At first is will seem as if you have done him/her a major solid, that you are attempting to bury the hatchet.... but then ....the pound will be quickly gone....and he/she is going to have to go back to that stuff they call Bacon at the Grocery Store.... he/she will be standing on the Bacon aisle at the store, looking for something comparable to Benton Bacon.... there is nothing comparable to Benton Bacon...and in that moment of frustration and longing...they will know...what you have done to them....you will have ruined them forever for being able to enjoy the readily available stuff. Then they know that you were indeed buried the hatchet.....in their back."


I haven't tried it yet, but I have a childhood friend that lives 20 miles from there and says it's awesome.


It's some of the best I've ever had. It's really, really smoky though. I like that, I've got family members who think it's too much.



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Been smoking bacon for two or so years now due to the influence from Jeff, thanks.
Never going back to buying bacon.
 
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