SIGforum.com    Main Page  Hop To Forum Categories  The Lounge    Who Wants To Rename Boneless Chicken Wings?
Page 1 2 
Go
New
Find
Notify
Tools
Reply
  
Who Wants To Rename Boneless Chicken Wings? Login/Join 
Dances With
Tornados
posted
I searched and did not find this listed before.

This is pathetic. Another social justice fool has come up with a new butt hurt complaint.

This little pathetic busybody wants to rename boneless chicken wings and thus Lincoln NE can lead the way in reform.


Where do this little dick heads come up with the ideas and the time and effort to dedicate themselves to such verbal diarrhea and brain farts? Did their mommy not give them enough attention and they are starved for recognition and meaning in their pathetic little lives?

Here a link
.
 
Posts: 12093 | Location: Near Hooker Oklahoma, closer to Slapout Oklahoma | Registered: October 26, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
paradox in a box
Picture of frayedends
posted Hide Post
I have an idea. How about we call them chicken fingers. That’ll really fuck with these whiners.




These go to eleven.
 
Posts: 12605 | Location: Westminster, MA | Registered: November 14, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Muzzle flash
aficionado
Picture of flashguy
posted Hide Post
"Chicken strips" would work. I don't care what they're called or where they come from. If I like them, I'll order and eat them.

flashguy




Texan by choice, not accident of birth
 
Posts: 27911 | Location: Dallas, TX | Registered: May 08, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Optimistic Cynic
Picture of architect
posted Hide Post
Technically, wings are white meat, so why should they be allowed at all?

Besides, how do they fly????!!!????!!!???
 
Posts: 7044 | Location: NoVA | Registered: July 22, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Member
Picture of 4859
posted Hide Post
Wasted the time of the city council. If this is what you do in your spare time you really need have your head checked.


-----------------------------
Always carry. Never tell.
 
Posts: 5772 | Location: Montana  | Registered: May 13, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Frangas non Flectes
Picture of P220 Smudge
posted Hide Post
You guys are being trolled, hard.


______________________________________________
Endeavoring to master the art of the grapefruit spoon.
 
Posts: 17961 | Location: Sonoran Desert | Registered: February 10, 2011Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Member
Picture of Jimbo Jones
posted Hide Post
Yeah I read that too and laughed myself ass off, as I thought that it was clearly satire

"lets remove boneless chick wings from our menus, and from our hearts.."

I was thinking that with all the divisiveness in the country, that people could use a chuckle and I think this guy wanted to deliver.


---------------------------------------
It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.
 
Posts: 3625 | Location: Cary, NC | Registered: February 26, 2013Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Comic Relief
Picture of Eponym
posted Hide Post
Have you ever seen a boneless chicken? It's not a pretty sight.

Renaming them will make no difference; they'll still taste like chicken. -Shakespeare

This message has been edited. Last edited by: Eponym,
 
Posts: 4828 | Location: Indianapolis, IN | Registered: September 28, 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
On the wrong side of
the Mobius strip
Picture of Patrick-SP2022
posted Hide Post




 
Posts: 4195 | Location: Texas | Registered: April 16, 2012Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Member
posted Hide Post
Well, I guess we could call them "erectile dysfunctional chicken appendages". On the other hand, if a certain part of the chicken anatomy chooses to identify as a different part, who are we to force an identity upon them that doesn't correspond to their own feelings?
 
Posts: 1678 | Registered: February 15, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Dinosaur
Picture of P210
posted Hide Post
Spineless Nitwit Wings?
 
Posts: 6983 | Location: Maui | Registered: December 15, 1999Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Member
posted Hide Post
Wannabe Chicken Wings!
 
Posts: 21433 | Registered: June 12, 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Ugly Bag of
Mostly Water
Picture of ridgerat
posted Hide Post
"Jibbers."

Becuz Chicken Jibbers is fun to say.



Endowment Life Member, NRA • Member of FPC, GOA, 2AF & Arizona Citizens Defense League
 
Posts: 2899 | Location: Tucson Sector | Registered: March 25, 2012Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Member
posted Hide Post
I saw the guy interviewed on TV. He said he is going to keep going with this. He plans on riding this issue all the way into the White House.
 
Posts: 1105 | Location: New Jersey  | Registered: May 03, 2019Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Member
posted Hide Post
Chicken Lives Matter!


End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
 
Posts: 16676 | Location: Marquette MI | Registered: July 08, 2014Reply With QuoteReport This Post
No ethanol!
posted Hide Post
quote:
Originally posted by P210:
Spineless Nitwit Wings?


Winner winner chicken dinner. As for Mr Christensen, waste of oxygen, pluck him.


------------------
The plural of anecdote is not data. -Frank Kotsonis
 
Posts: 2137 | Location: Berks Co PA | Registered: December 20, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
What is the
soup du jour?

posted Hide Post
It was a joke. His father is on the council, or whatever.
 
Posts: 2130 | Location: TX | Registered: October 28, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Conveniently located directly
above the center of the Earth
Picture of signewt
posted Hide Post
years ago at the Oregon Country Fair a guy was wandering around loudly hawking 'Boneless Chicken Dinners-5 cents".....

he was selling hard boiled eggs.


**************~~~~~~~~~~
"I've been on this rock too long to bother with these liars any more."
~SIGforum advisor~
"When the pain of staying the same outweighs the pain of change, then change will come."~~sigmonkey

 
Posts: 9884 | Location: sunny Orygun | Registered: September 27, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Member
Picture of OttoSig
posted Hide Post
You guys don’t realize this is satire and he’s making fun of the term?





10 years to retirement! Just waiting!
 
Posts: 6960 | Location: Georgia | Registered: August 10, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Member
Picture of RichardC
posted Hide Post
( OttoSig, shhhhhhhhhh! They're jumping into the boat like silver carp)


____________________



 
Posts: 16368 | Location: Florida | Registered: June 23, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
  Powered by Social Strata Page 1 2  
 

SIGforum.com    Main Page  Hop To Forum Categories  The Lounge    Who Wants To Rename Boneless Chicken Wings?

© SIGforum 2025