This is pathetic. Another social justice fool has come up with a new butt hurt complaint.
This little pathetic busybody wants to rename boneless chicken wings and thus Lincoln NE can lead the way in reform.
Where do this little dick heads come up with the ideas and the time and effort to dedicate themselves to such verbal diarrhea and brain farts? Did their mommy not give them enough attention and they are starved for recognition and meaning in their pathetic little lives?
I have an idea. How about we call them chicken fingers. That’ll really fuck with these whiners.
These go to eleven.
September 03, 2020, 07:05 PM
flashguy
"Chicken strips" would work. I don't care what they're called or where they come from. If I like them, I'll order and eat them.
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September 03, 2020, 07:06 PM
architect
Technically, wings are white meat, so why should they be allowed at all?
Besides, how do they fly????!!!????!!!???
September 03, 2020, 07:11 PM
4859
Wasted the time of the city council. If this is what you do in your spare time you really need have your head checked.
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September 03, 2020, 08:00 PM
P220 Smudge
You guys are being trolled, hard.
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September 03, 2020, 08:03 PM
Jimbo Jones
Yeah I read that too and laughed myself ass off, as I thought that it was clearly satire
"lets remove boneless chick wings from our menus, and from our hearts.."
I was thinking that with all the divisiveness in the country, that people could use a chuckle and I think this guy wanted to deliver.
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September 03, 2020, 08:04 PM
Eponym
Have you ever seen a boneless chicken? It's not a pretty sight.
Renaming them will make no difference; they'll still taste like chicken. -ShakespeareThis message has been edited. Last edited by: Eponym,
September 03, 2020, 08:14 PM
Patrick-SP2022
September 03, 2020, 09:45 PM
Southern Rebel
Well, I guess we could call them "erectile dysfunctional chicken appendages". On the other hand, if a certain part of the chicken anatomy chooses to identify as a different part, who are we to force an identity upon them that doesn't correspond to their own feelings?
September 03, 2020, 10:05 PM
P210
Spineless Nitwit Wings?
September 03, 2020, 10:14 PM
jimmy123x
Wannabe Chicken Wings!
September 03, 2020, 10:24 PM
ridgerat
"Jibbers."
Becuz Chicken Jibbers is fun to say.
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September 03, 2020, 10:30 PM
Fed161
I saw the guy interviewed on TV. He said he is going to keep going with this. He plans on riding this issue all the way into the White House.
September 03, 2020, 10:36 PM
YooperSigs
Chicken Lives Matter!
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September 03, 2020, 10:49 PM
preten2b
quote:
Originally posted by P210: Spineless Nitwit Wings?
Winner winner chicken dinner. As for Mr Christensen, waste of oxygen, pluck him.
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September 03, 2020, 10:51 PM
Vgex
It was a joke. His father is on the council, or whatever.
September 03, 2020, 11:07 PM
signewt
years ago at the Oregon Country Fair a guy was wandering around loudly hawking 'Boneless Chicken Dinners-5 cents".....
he was selling hard boiled eggs.
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September 04, 2020, 04:24 AM
OttoSig
You guys don’t realize this is satire and he’s making fun of the term?
Eight years to retirement! Just waiting!
September 04, 2020, 05:09 AM
RichardC
( OttoSig, shhhhhhhhhh! They're jumping into the boat like silver carp)