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Posts: 905 | Location: Texas | Registered: January 05, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Big Grin
Did I hear a click on one of his rounds in the cylinder?
It sounded like bang, click, bang, bang, bang, click, click, bang.
 
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Fired his gun during the commission of a felony. Added another 15 years to his sentence. Actually, that's probably a life sentence. Idiot.

He probably could have easily kicked a hole in the wall and escaped through an adjacent business. But he dumb.


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I was impressed when the imbecile started imploring passers-by to help him. What nice manners for a thug.


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Surprised there wasn't an emergency exit at the back of the store.

(bugs bunny)What a maroon.



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Damn - was hoping for the "police perforating thug" happy ending!


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I like the progression from "I'm all that" to "I'm so screwed" with a quick stop in "I'm not as smart as I thought"

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Big Grin Big Grin Smart thinking by the employee. Smile


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Freakin' rocket surgeon. Arrogance and stupidity is a bad combination.
 
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Funny to see the process of the thug attitude turn to that of a rat on a sinking ship...
 
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Yeah, he's a genius alright. I also heard I think on FNC that he found the keys to the door, but they were useless because he had damaged the lock when he shot the door. Well done, fool.


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Too bad the Brazilian Police were not called in to handle the call.

The video in the linked article was posted here several years ago, as it might look familiar.
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He said he's sorry.




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Don't rob stores where the employees are smarter than you.
 
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Don't rob stores where the employees are smarter than you.




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You done messed up now A - A Ron!

Reminds me of a video I saw once upon a time at a gas station. Bad guy comes in, clerk closes bulletproof glass enclosure, then clerk activates magnetic lock on door to trap bad guy inside.

Clerk occasionally opens the bullet proof window to taunt the bad guy until the police arrive. Big Grin


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Funny to see the process of the thug attitude turn to that of a rat on a sinking ship...


Yep, caged animal.



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wow that didn't go as planned, good for her to lock his ass in.

However did it really take 8 minutes for police to arrive to an armed robbery in progress?
 
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I enjoyed that, what a moron.


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It looks like a fire code violation. You can't lock a customer in your store.

If this is allowed, what's next? Self-defense?




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