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Employee locks robber in store

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January 03, 2018, 11:01 PM
kingfish007
Employee locks robber in store
Now this is too funny Big Grin

https://www.yahoo.com/news/pho...s-man-150058885.html
January 03, 2018, 11:34 PM
dsiets
Big Grin
Did I hear a click on one of his rounds in the cylinder?
It sounded like bang, click, bang, bang, bang, click, click, bang.
January 03, 2018, 11:56 PM
bubbatime
Fired his gun during the commission of a felony. Added another 15 years to his sentence. Actually, that's probably a life sentence. Idiot.

He probably could have easily kicked a hole in the wall and escaped through an adjacent business. But he dumb.


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January 04, 2018, 03:36 AM
arfmel
I was impressed when the imbecile started imploring passers-by to help him. What nice manners for a thug.


Homey high as fuck
And none too bright
Being locked behind bars
Made him all polite
January 04, 2018, 06:05 AM
thunderson
Surprised there wasn't an emergency exit at the back of the store.

(bugs bunny)What a maroon.



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January 04, 2018, 08:22 AM
sgalczyn
Damn - was hoping for the "police perforating thug" happy ending!


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January 04, 2018, 08:46 AM
SpinZone
I like the progression from "I'm all that" to "I'm so screwed" with a quick stop in "I'm not as smart as I thought"

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January 04, 2018, 08:53 AM
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Big Grin Big Grin Smart thinking by the employee. Smile


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January 04, 2018, 08:56 AM
parabellum
Freakin' rocket surgeon. Arrogance and stupidity is a bad combination.
January 04, 2018, 09:05 AM
RHINOWSO
Funny to see the process of the thug attitude turn to that of a rat on a sinking ship...
January 04, 2018, 09:09 AM
Balzé Halzé
Yeah, he's a genius alright. I also heard I think on FNC that he found the keys to the door, but they were useless because he had damaged the lock when he shot the door. Well done, fool.


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January 04, 2018, 09:10 AM
Cookster
Too bad the Brazilian Police were not called in to handle the call.

The video in the linked article was posted here several years ago, as it might look familiar.
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January 04, 2018, 09:22 AM
Fenris
He said he's sorry.




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January 04, 2018, 09:23 AM
ChicagoSigMan
Don't rob stores where the employees are smarter than you.
January 04, 2018, 09:52 AM
Fenris
quote:
Originally posted by ChicagoSigMan:
Don't rob stores where the employees are smarter than you.





The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People again must learn to work, instead of living on public assistance. ~ Cicero 55 BC

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January 04, 2018, 11:12 AM
a1abdj
You done messed up now A - A Ron!

Reminds me of a video I saw once upon a time at a gas station. Bad guy comes in, clerk closes bulletproof glass enclosure, then clerk activates magnetic lock on door to trap bad guy inside.

Clerk occasionally opens the bullet proof window to taunt the bad guy until the police arrive. Big Grin


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January 04, 2018, 12:26 PM
10-7 leo
quote:
Originally posted by RHINOWSO:
Funny to see the process of the thug attitude turn to that of a rat on a sinking ship...


Yep, caged animal.



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January 04, 2018, 12:43 PM
HRK
wow that didn't go as planned, good for her to lock his ass in.

However did it really take 8 minutes for police to arrive to an armed robbery in progress?
January 04, 2018, 01:02 PM
David W
I enjoyed that, what a moron.


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January 04, 2018, 02:27 PM
Fenris
It looks like a fire code violation. You can't lock a customer in your store.

If this is allowed, what's next? Self-defense?




The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People again must learn to work, instead of living on public assistance. ~ Cicero 55 BC

The Dhimocrats love America like ticks love a hound.