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I think my chicken is transitioning...

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May 28, 2021, 09:54 AM
4x5
I think my chicken is transitioning...
I think one of my hens is becoming a rooster - she started crowing this morning! I actually looked it up, and, while rare, it does happen!

I feel sorry for my neighbors Smile


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May 28, 2021, 10:20 AM
Sportshooter
Momma would’ve used a generous application of dumplings to solve that problem.
May 28, 2021, 10:57 AM
CQB60
Must have checked binary on the 4473 form one too many times..


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May 28, 2021, 11:12 AM
sigalert
Will it still lay eggs?




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May 28, 2021, 11:12 AM
Skins2881
It's 2021 bro, if you misgender it or use wrong pronouns accidentally I'm going to start a Twitter campaign to cancel you.


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May 28, 2021, 11:44 AM
Slippery Pete
Sounds like Head of the Dept of Agriculture material.


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May 28, 2021, 01:53 PM
OKCGene
It probably identifies as a Peacock, because Peacocks are fabulously flashy as they parade around.
May 28, 2021, 02:48 PM
ersatzknarf
quote:
Originally posted by Sportshooter:
Momma would’ve used a generous application of dumplings to solve that problem.


Wholeheartedly concur with your mother's solution.

My momma also made wonderous chicken and dumplings Smile



May 28, 2021, 03:17 PM
darthfuster
You've got a cis-rooster


You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
May 29, 2021, 07:13 AM
.38supersig
Cock-a-doodle-don't!




May 29, 2021, 07:36 AM
hjs157
If a rooster had lips . . . he wouldn't have a pecker.
May 29, 2021, 09:00 AM
Pyker

May 29, 2021, 01:27 PM
highroundcount
quote:
Originally posted by Skins2881:
It's 2021 bro, if you misgender it or use wrong pronouns accidentally I'm going to start a Twitter campaign to cancel you.


Damn skippy. The discrimination has got to end Big Grin

In the old trailer park here an unidentified neighbor just got a rooster. It is crowing every morning as I head to work. I kind of like it.

Now all I need is a couple drunk, pregnant, half naked gals fighting in the street and a meth lab explosion and it'll feel like home.


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May 29, 2021, 02:04 PM
wreckdiver
You should know that lining the chicken coop with newspapers causes this!


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May 29, 2021, 03:10 PM
OKCGene
quote:
Originally posted by hjs157:
If a rooster had lips . . . he wouldn't have a pecker.


HA !!! That reminds of of a saying a friend uses frequently. If my Aunt had balls, she'd be my Uncle. LOL.
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May 29, 2021, 06:29 PM
Johnny 3eagles
If a hen starts acting like a rooster and begins dominating the other hens, does that mean she's a lesbian?




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May 29, 2021, 11:29 PM
darthfuster
quote:
Originally posted by Johnny 3eagles:
If a hen starts acting like a rooster and begins dominating the other hens, does that mean she's a lesbian?


Be pronoun sensitive.


You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
May 30, 2021, 03:12 AM
OttoSig
It's 2021, your chicken can be whatever it wants to be.




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