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4x5
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I think one of my hens is becoming a rooster - she started crowing this morning! I actually looked it up, and, while rare, it does happen!

I feel sorry for my neighbors Smile


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Sportshooter
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Momma would’ve used a generous application of dumplings to solve that problem.
 
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Must have checked binary on the 4473 form one too many times..


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Will it still lay eggs?




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Skins2881
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It's 2021 bro, if you misgender it or use wrong pronouns accidentally I'm going to start a Twitter campaign to cancel you.


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Slippery Pete
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Sounds like Head of the Dept of Agriculture material.


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It probably identifies as a Peacock, because Peacocks are fabulously flashy as they parade around.
 
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Momma would’ve used a generous application of dumplings to solve that problem.


Wholeheartedly concur with your mother's solution.

My momma also made wonderous chicken and dumplings Smile



 
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darthfuster
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You've got a cis-rooster


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Cock-a-doodle-don't!



 
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If a rooster had lips . . . he wouldn't have a pecker.
 
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It's 2021 bro, if you misgender it or use wrong pronouns accidentally I'm going to start a Twitter campaign to cancel you.


Damn skippy. The discrimination has got to end Big Grin

In the old trailer park here an unidentified neighbor just got a rooster. It is crowing every morning as I head to work. I kind of like it.

Now all I need is a couple drunk, pregnant, half naked gals fighting in the street and a meth lab explosion and it'll feel like home.


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You should know that lining the chicken coop with newspapers causes this!


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If a rooster had lips . . . he wouldn't have a pecker.


HA !!! That reminds of of a saying a friend uses frequently. If my Aunt had balls, she'd be my Uncle. LOL.
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If a hen starts acting like a rooster and begins dominating the other hens, does that mean she's a lesbian?




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darthfuster
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If a hen starts acting like a rooster and begins dominating the other hens, does that mean she's a lesbian?


Be pronoun sensitive.


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It's 2021, your chicken can be whatever it wants to be.




10 years to retirement! Just waiting!
 
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