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What Would You Invent If You Could?
March 03, 2020, 08:48 PM
sunburnWhat Would You Invent If You Could?
I would make a device that mutes loud and awful music in stores and restaurants.
Lick the lollipop of mediocrity once and you suck forever.
March 03, 2020, 08:57 PM
ersatzknarfTime machine!
gotta buncha shit i gotta redo.

March 03, 2020, 09:01 PM
RHINOWSOFaster than light travel.
March 03, 2020, 09:01 PM
adobesigA device that could help liberals with math and history.
March 03, 2020, 09:03 PM
RobLewFusion reactor
...that I will support
and defend...
March 03, 2020, 09:05 PM
1967GoatFlying car.
March 03, 2020, 09:06 PM
slosigA way to completely destroy the leftist indoctrination system and go back to a public school system that actually educates. Complete with merit based pay, real consequences for actions, etc. Basically, go back to school the way it was when I was a kid and improve it a little with a few minor tweaks.
March 03, 2020, 09:06 PM
low8optionAnti-gravity machine.
Freedom comes from the will of man. In America it is guaranteed by the 2nd Amendment March 03, 2020, 09:09 PM
kkinaRoom temperature superconductor.
March 03, 2020, 09:16 PM
nhtagmemberhigh quality artificial eyes and ears
I don't worry about growing old, I worry about going blind or deaf
[B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC
March 03, 2020, 09:54 PM
F12517quote:
Originally posted by slosig:
A way to completely destroy the leftist indoctrination system and go back to a public school system that actually educates. Complete with merit based pay, real consequences for actions, etc. Basically, go back to school the way it was when I was a kid and improve it a little with a few minor tweaks.
^^^this^^^
March 03, 2020, 09:55 PM
SigJacketTeleporter. Lacking that, FTL travel.
March 03, 2020, 09:57 PM
ExpatLimbs.
March 03, 2020, 10:19 PM
doublesharpwinter tomatoes that have good flavor.
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God spelled backwards is dog
March 03, 2020, 10:32 PM
smschulzwireless electricity
March 03, 2020, 10:39 PM
joel9507Parking space that fits into your glove compartment.
Tasteless condiment that negates the caloric content of whatever you sprinkle it on.
Blue roses.
March 03, 2020, 10:40 PM
FenrisFTL
Teleporters
Inter-dimensional transport
God Bless and Protect our Beloved President, Donald John Trump. March 03, 2020, 10:44 PM
benny6A tranquilizer dart that would replace the desire to visit any theme park, especially Disney parks, with the love of camping, fishing, hiking and a desire to visit national parks and historical monuments.
Owner, TonyBen, LLC, Type-07 FFL
www.tonybenm14.com (Site under construction).
e-mail: tonyben@tonybenm14.com
March 03, 2020, 10:57 PM
RAMIUSA special chair that you could sit in, but the chair has wheels and can either be pushed, or steered by the person sitting in the chair.
March 03, 2020, 11:01 PM
radiomanA vaccine for Corona Virus

A self driving lawn mower, although I think I will see that in my lifetime.
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