Oriental Redneck
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I may be a bad person, but at least I use my turn signal.
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| quote: Merry Christmas, Eve
Stolen!
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| | | Posts: 4237 | Location: Middle Tennessee | Registered: February 07, 2013 | 
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| quote: Originally posted by Hobbs:
Merry Christmas, Eve
Two-thirds of a pun - PU!
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The Main Thing Is
Not To Get Excited
| quote: Originally posted by Paten:
But Jesus wasn't born yet when Adam and Eve were a thing.
Yeah, but maybe it was later.
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| | | Posts: 6615 | Location: Washington | Registered: November 06, 2006 |
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My other Sig
is a Steyr.
| ^^^ Kinda thinking that was who the Lord was having a conversation with when He said: "Let Us make him (Adam) in our image."
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| | | Posts: 9618 | Location: Somewhere looking for ammo that nobody has at a place I haven't been to for a pistol I couldn't live without... | Registered: December 02, 2014 |
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Striker in waiting
| quote: Originally posted by gearhounds:
Jesus was walking through Judea when he heard a commotion. He walked up on a crowd preparing to stone a man in rags. When he asked what was going on, several people cried out that the man was a thief and the people were sick and tired of it. Jesus spoke up and said “Let ye that have not sinned cast the first stone!”. As the crowd began to quiet, an old woman walked forward, threw a stone, hitting the man right between the eyes. Jesus turned and said “Mom! Stay out of this!”.
Doesn’t work for Protestants, but I’ll tell it to my MIL. She’s Catholic. -Rob
I predict that there will be many suggestions and statements about the law made here, and some of them will be spectacularly wrong. - jhe888
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