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The Daily Mail obtained “hundreds” of messages purportedly sent between the former Secretary of Homeland Security’s husband and three women who are involved in the so-called “bimbofication” fetish scene.

The kinky community involves people injecting their busts with freakishly large amounts of saline in pursuit of a “Barbie-doll”-like appearance.

The pictures show the South Dakota insurance mogul, who has three children with Noem, clad in pink hotpants and a skin-tight, flesh-colored crop-top stuffed with enormous balloons made to resemble massive cockeyed breasts.

Noem addressed shocking photos in a statement to The Post, saying she is “devastated.

“The family was blindsided by this, and they ask for privacy and prayers at the time.”

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WTAF?
Was there absolutely no vetting of cabinet members and their family?




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What a freak-show....who did the background on Noem? Who was pushing DJT to have Noem in the cabinet?
 
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Noem: I know nothing. I see nothing.

Yeah sure, you’re so happy with your husband that you were having affair with Lewandowski.


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Well, shit. I guess I didn't really ever need to have an erection ever again anyways. Red Face


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Who in the Trump pushed to get Noem into a position of importance. That person needs to go as well.


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^^^ It is known that Lewandowski pushed Noem to become DHS Secretary. That fucker was gone soon after Noem was fired.


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I guess we know why she actually got fired.
 
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Trump has many good qualities, but his ability to pick people for positions of leadership is abysmal (except SC Judges, and even that has some issues).
 
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Reading her Wiki, I cannot believe that the President would ever imagine nominating her, and look at the oonfirmation process as flawed as well. So many bad decisions in her past, according to the unvetted Wiki information. SMH.


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Trump has many good qualities, but his ability to pick people for positions of leadership is abysmal (except SC Judges, and even that has some issues).


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I think Trump takes a persons look into consideration. She's no dog and after all he has done beauty pageants before. I think image has a lot to do with his choices.



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I'm not a Kristi Noem fan and I was happy when she finally got fired. I don't like her self-promotion, and I think she's clearly more about image than substance. The whole "Ice Barbie" schtick and her stupid comments after the Pretti shooting are just two examples of many. She's a politician, and that's what they do, but when you're put in charge of an agency your priority needs to be accomplishing the mission, not playing politics. As a politician she's aligned with the right side, but she lacks the common sense, self-control, and maturity to do a real job. This is why I like Tom Homan...he's more cop than politician, and it shows in how he leads.

All that said, I can't help but feel a little sorry for her with this mess. We don't know that she even knew her husband was doing this. Obviously there were issues with her marriage, and she was running around with Lewandowski which wasn't right, but I doubt her husband told her "hey I'm going to go shove balloons down my shirt and talk to whores on the internet tonight, you cool with that?" I'm not saying she's a moral person, but I don't hold her responsible for her husband being a freak. And I feel really bad for their kids Frown.

That said, if she did know this was going on and covered it up during the vetting process to get the DHS job, she needs to be held accountable.


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I'm not a Kristi Noem fan and I was happy when she finally got fired. I don't like her self-promotion, and I think she's clearly more about image than substance. The whole "Ice Barbie" schtick and her stupid comments after the Pretti shooting are just two examples of many. She's a politician, and that's what they do, but when you're put in charge of an agency your priority needs to be accomplishing the mission, not playing politics. As a politician she's aligned with the right side, but she lacks the common sense, self-control, and maturity to do a real job. This is why I like Tom Homan...he's more cop than politician, and it shows in how he leads.

I agree completely with that first paragraph.

All this stuff about her husband should probably have been vetted, along with the stuff about Lewandowski. But even if she was perfectly moral and upstanding, she was the wrong person for the job.



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Somebody tell me this is an April Fools prank. Please.


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Well, the Left always said Noem was the “ICE Barbie”; just got the wrong one identified. Eek


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^^^ It is known that Lewandowski pushed Noem to become DHS Secretary. That fucker was gone soon after Noem was fired.


This stuff with the husband certainly adds a lot more credence to the idea that the two of them were having an affair.




 
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A No Kinks rally was canceled when Admiral Richard (Rachel) Levine showed up in 6” pumps and a neon pink placard to protest. Even the Left couldn’t ignore that hypocrisy. Levine was seen crying and disheveled in the women’s room.



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I can see Noem's husband wearing these, just to cause problems for her.


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