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Last Tuesday I broke some guy's window
June 09, 2018, 12:22 AM
craglawnmanorLast Tuesday I broke some guy's window
Class, today we'll discuss the figure of speech known as a double entendre. Oz_Shadow, could you provide us with an example of a double entendre??
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Originally posted by Oz_Shadow:
Didn't have a window incident, but I rocked a girl in a bikini once weedeating the pool fence at an apartment complex.
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June 09, 2018, 12:53 AM
sigcrazy7quote:
Originally posted by Rey HRH:
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Originally posted by Oz_Shadow:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by mark123:
Didn't have a window incident, but I rocked a girl in a bikini once weedeating the pool fence at an apartment complex.
My mind went in a totally different direction...
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Blume9mmYep, that doesn't take much imagination to work around into a different direction for sure.
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June 09, 2018, 08:26 AM
gjgalliganMark, question:
Do you have the discharge chute deflector on or have you removed/tied up them like most?
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June 09, 2018, 08:29 AM
gjgalliganquote:
Originally posted by gjgalligan:
Mark, question:
Do you have the discharge chute deflector on or have you removed/tied up them like most?
I know this incident happened with a weed wacker but just curious on the mower question.
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June 09, 2018, 01:39 PM
mark123quote:
Originally posted by gjgalligan:
Mark, question:
Do you have the discharge chute deflector on or have you removed/tied up them like most?
I left it on until I got a bagging system for the mower. There's no good way to have the deflector and the bagger on allowing for the ability to install or remove the bagger.
I am going to put a remote controlled discharge deflector on there eventually. I have sent a baseball for about a mile at 100MPH out of the chute of my old mower. I didn't think it was ever going to stop but it never hit anything.
June 09, 2018, 02:39 PM
ZSMICHAELThe USPS employee shattered a six by eight foot pane of glass when a rock hit it from his weedeater. It is interesting that they do not contract for landscaping services. Anyway they had a guy posted out front to direct people around the broken pane. It had a piece of plywood up today so I guess the large pane was not available locally. It is was apparently shatter proof in that the millions of broken pieces did not fall out.
June 09, 2018, 03:44 PM
fiasconvaNext time you see them they all will be wearing neck braces accompanied by their attorney. *s*
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