Class, today we'll discuss the figure of speech known as a double entendre. Oz_Shadow, could you provide us with an example of a double entendre??

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Originally posted by Oz_Shadow:

Didn't have a window incident, but I rocked a girl in a bikini once weedeating the pool fence at an apartment complex.

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Originally posted by Rey HRH:

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Originally posted by Oz_Shadow:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by mark123:

Didn't have a window incident, but I rocked a girl in a bikini once weedeating the pool fence at an apartment complex.

My mind went in a totally different direction...

Sometimes language is inadequate to accurately convey the idea. We need telepathy.

Yep, that doesn't take much imagination to work around into a different direction for sure.

Mark, question:
Do you have the discharge chute deflector on or have you removed/tied up them like most?

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Originally posted by gjgalligan:
Mark, question:
Do you have the discharge chute deflector on or have you removed/tied up them like most?

I know this incident happened with a weed wacker but just curious on the mower question.

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Originally posted by gjgalligan:
Mark, question:
Do you have the discharge chute deflector on or have you removed/tied up them like most?

I left it on until I got a bagging system for the mower. There's no good way to have the deflector and the bagger on allowing for the ability to install or remove the bagger.

I am going to put a remote controlled discharge deflector on there eventually. I have sent a baseball for about a mile at 100MPH out of the chute of my old mower. I didn't think it was ever going to stop but it never hit anything.

The USPS employee shattered a six by eight foot pane of glass when a rock hit it from his weedeater. It is interesting that they do not contract for landscaping services. Anyway they had a guy posted out front to direct people around the broken pane. It had a piece of plywood up today so I guess the large pane was not available locally. It is was apparently shatter proof in that the millions of broken pieces did not fall out.

Next time you see them they all will be wearing neck braces accompanied by their attorney. *s*