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posted June 09, 2018 12:22 AMHide Post
Class, today we'll discuss the figure of speech known as a double entendre. Oz_Shadow, could you provide us with an example of a double entendre??


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Originally posted by Oz_Shadow:

Didn't have a window incident, but I rocked a girl in a bikini once weedeating the pool fence at an apartment complex.


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posted June 09, 2018 12:53 AMHide Post
quote:
Originally posted by Rey HRH:
quote:
Originally posted by Oz_Shadow:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by mark123:

Didn't have a window incident, but I rocked a girl in a bikini once weedeating the pool fence at an apartment complex.


My mind went in a totally different direction...


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posted June 09, 2018 06:54 AMHide Post
Yep, that doesn't take much imagination to work around into a different direction for sure.


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Just because something is legal to do doesn't mean it is the smart thing to do.
posted June 09, 2018 08:26 AMHide Post
Mark, question:
Do you have the discharge chute deflector on or have you removed/tied up them like most?


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Just because something is legal to do doesn't mean it is the smart thing to do.
posted June 09, 2018 08:29 AMHide Post
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Originally posted by gjgalligan:
Mark, question:
Do you have the discharge chute deflector on or have you removed/tied up them like most?


I know this incident happened with a weed wacker but just curious on the mower question.


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posted June 09, 2018 01:39 PMHide Post
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Originally posted by gjgalligan:
Mark, question:
Do you have the discharge chute deflector on or have you removed/tied up them like most?
I left it on until I got a bagging system for the mower. There's no good way to have the deflector and the bagger on allowing for the ability to install or remove the bagger.

I am going to put a remote controlled discharge deflector on there eventually. I have sent a baseball for about a mile at 100MPH out of the chute of my old mower. I didn't think it was ever going to stop but it never hit anything. Eek
 
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posted June 09, 2018 02:39 PMHide Post
The USPS employee shattered a six by eight foot pane of glass when a rock hit it from his weedeater. It is interesting that they do not contract for landscaping services. Anyway they had a guy posted out front to direct people around the broken pane. It had a piece of plywood up today so I guess the large pane was not available locally. It is was apparently shatter proof in that the millions of broken pieces did not fall out.
 
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posted June 09, 2018 03:44 PMHide Post
Next time you see them they all will be wearing neck braces accompanied by their attorney. *s*



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