So good.

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A convict who was known for his smug, superior attitude was caught climbing down a prison wall. He was a condescending con descending.

We were having a retirement conversation at work one day and one of the guys (on the short side) stated when he retires he is going to pursue his first career. I asked what’s that? He said porn star. I immediately asked midget porn?

True story and he still reminds me how bad I got him!

After her skiing career was over, Picabo Street went to nursing school and graduated. She found work in a hospital intensive care unit. Now, when the phone rings, she answers, "Picabo, ICU."

In the Revolutionary War, people who remained loyal to the British were known as Tories. Sometimes they would send spies, and the Patriots developed a special breed of chicken to spot them. It was called chicken cacciatore.

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In the Revolutionary War, people who remained loyal to the British were known as Tories. Sometimes they would send spies, and the Patriots developed a special breed of chicken to spot them. It was called chicken cacciatore.

Hmmm, must be a true story. "Tori" is Japanese for chicken. Chickens catching chickens?

Why are Pirates called Pirates?

Because the ARGGGHHHHHH!!!!

^^^ Pirates? Pirates? OK ^^^

I saw a pirate and noticed he had a steering wheel stuck in down in his pants.

I asked if he realized how odd that was, and he replied:

ARRGGGHHH Matey, Yes I know it, and it's driving me nuts!!!
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And, BTW, I haven't seen any midgets around lately.

Apparently there is a "Dwarf Shortage".
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Originally posted by HRK:
I rear-ended a car this morning... The start of a really bad day.

The driver got out of the other car and he was a dwarf!

He looked up at me and said "I am NOT happy!"

I replied, "well which one ARE you then?"

That's how the fight started.

That one gave me Disney spells.