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Drug Dealer
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posted July 29, 2022 11:10 AM
...and I said to myself: That's a little condescending.



When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
 
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posted July 29, 2022 11:13 AMHide Post
Smile punny





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I Deal In Lead
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posted July 29, 2022 11:24 AMHide Post
Go to your room...
 
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posted July 29, 2022 11:34 AMHide Post
Took me reading it twice, I'll admit
Razz




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Political Cynic
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posted July 29, 2022 12:30 PMHide Post
A dwarf psychic escapes from jail

That’s a small medium at large
 
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St. Vitus
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posted July 29, 2022 01:17 PMHide Post
Never borrow money to any midgets because when it's time for them to pay you back they always come up short.
 
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posted July 29, 2022 01:21 PMHide Post
HA!!!!!

A local casino has a lot of music acts coming through, and they always seem to have the Midget Wrestlers too.

I've never seen the Midget Rasslers, lol, but I've wondered who does buy a ticket, show up and whoop hoot and hollar at the antics.
.

A woman, Karen, stomps into the HR Office and pitches a hissy fit.

HR asks her what the problem is.

Karen replies, I'm so mad at that man, he has been sexually harassing me!!!! I want him fired and I want to file a formal complaint and a lawsuit!!!

HR: What happened, and who did it? We must document.

Karen: Well, damn it, he keeps telling me my hair smells nice!!!!!

HR: Hmmm, well, that doesn't sound like sexual harassment. What makes you think it sexual harassment?

Karen: Damn right it's Sexual Harassment! He keeps walking right up to me and telling me how nice my hair smells! It's Keith, the Midget!!!!
.
 
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posted July 29, 2022 01:22 PMHide Post
You're bad. So, so bad. But I like you. Big Grin


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posted July 29, 2022 01:50 PMHide Post
Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?
They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.


What do you call sex with a french midget?
Bone a petite.



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posted July 29, 2022 01:56 PMHide Post
See what the hell you started Jim?

You should be ashamed.
 
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posted July 29, 2022 02:13 PMHide Post



When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
 
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posted July 29, 2022 02:53 PMHide Post
Midgets are the last to know it is raining, but the first to know there is a flood.
 
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Thank you
Very little
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posted July 29, 2022 03:05 PMHide Post
I rear-ended a car this morning... The start of a really bad day.

The driver got out of the other car and he was a dwarf!

He looked up at me and said "I am NOT happy!"

I replied, "well which one ARE you then?"

That's how the fight started.
 
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posted July 29, 2022 03:35 PMHide Post
^^^

ha! hadn't heard that one before
 
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posted July 29, 2022 03:40 PMHide Post
I'd add a comment to the thread but the subjects are a little beneath me.



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posted July 29, 2022 04:18 PMHide Post
First it was duck wrangling and now midgets.


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posted July 29, 2022 05:51 PMHide Post
quote:
Originally posted by OKCGene:
HA!!!!!

A local casino has a lot of music acts coming through, and they always seem to have the Midget Wrestlers too.

I've never seen the Midget Rasslers, lol, but I've wondered who does buy a ticket, show up and whoop hoot and hollar at the antics.
.

A woman, Karen, stomps into the HR Office and pitches a hissy fit.

HR asks her what the problem is.

Karen replies, I'm so mad at that man, he has been sexually harassing me!!!! I want him fired and I want to file a formal complaint and a lawsuit!!!

HR: What happened, and who did it? We must document.

Karen: Well, damn it, he keeps telling me my hair smells nice!!!!!

HR: Hmmm, well, that doesn't sound like sexual harassment. What makes you think it sexual harassment?

Karen: Damn right it's Sexual Harassment! He keeps walking right up to me and telling me how nice my hair smells! It's Keith, the Midget!!!!
.

That's pretty good. Very good. HA !!




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posted July 29, 2022 06:03 PMHide Post
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posted July 29, 2022 06:07 PMHide Post
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posted July 29, 2022 06:36 PMHide Post
I can't believe I'm throwing onto this fire...




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